Skrimm Gets Mail

Skrimm gets mail

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Andy (pretending to read a letter): I look at Daisy and I say: (as Skrimm) Barnabos, what the fuck are you talking about?!

(Daisy gestures in equal confusion)

Skrimm: Doesn't make any sense! This doesn't make any fucking sense, there's blood all over this, I can't even read half of it! There's something about 'Ogre-Titles' and– and– and something about going to 'Ogre-Heaven' and–

Daisy (gesturing): Why is there blood?!

Skrimm: You think that's THEIR blood?!

Daisy (gesturing): I don't know!

Skrimm: Oh my god! Oh no!

Mace: There's a chipped golden scale rolled up in the– in the note.

(Skrimm picks up the scale, hands shaking and gasping for air in horror)

(Mace wheezes)

Skrimm: This is– This is Taishen's skin!

Daisy (gesturing): Who's Mr. Bones??

(laughter)

Skrimm: I DON'T KNOW!

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