There's Only ONE Super Mario. The One And Only Mario Gomez. 

Does your captain support his partners like this?

Does your midfielder say 'fuck!' when his team misses?

Do you have a player so good people call him 'super- ?

Does your striker jump like this after a goal?

Does your keeper score penalties?

Does your team get sad instead of mad?

YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO…

. "Sometimes I don't get you." "You never get me. That's the whole point." —J.G.

IV

"As much as life can suck, it always beats the alternative" —J.G.

You are

Riptide

Hearing the ocean’s riptide has to be the most calming thing there is. Each wave produces a completely different sound but somehow it has the same soothing rhythm.

Sometimes I wish my life was a bit more like the ocean’s riptide.

I wish there was more consistency in it, I wish it was had a predicable sound, I wish listening to it was relaxing.

But then it wouldn’t be life, now would it?

No, because life’s not about predictability or consistency. No, life’s about moving and adapting. But oh, God, how bad do I suck at moving and adapting. But if there’s non of it, then life’s boring and I suck at being bored more than I suck at moving and adapting. So, I must choose, I must settle for life. As weird as it may sound.

Because life is more like a riptide than I can imagine.

When you’re stroke by a wave and you get caught up inside the riptide there’s a moment when you don’t know which way is up and which way is down and what you must do is let yourself go and hope to be heading up.

That’s life.

It may not be soothing —because being inside the riptide is not what’s soothing, hearing the riptide is— but it sure as hell is entertaining.

When a World Cup is round the corner you’ve always got something to aim for. But Bayern is my main priority at the moment.

Bastian Schweinsteiger (via iheartschweinsteiger)

[Taylor Swift] doesn’t have to be your taste, and I can totally understand why someone wouldn’t be into her, but choosing to write off a young woman completely because she “has too many feelings” is just typical, old school misogyny. Don’t like her music? Cool. Don’t like her style? Cool. Don’t like the way she words things in interviews? Totally reasonable. But if you’re willing to paint this woman as the CRAZY BITCH EX-GIRLFRIEND because she uses her platform to call out men’s bullshit behavior, you’re contributing to a culture that assumes all women’s feelings are irrational and worthless. It’s mean, it’s boring, and we can do better.

It’s Officially Time To Stop Making Fun Of Taylor Swift For Having Feelings (x)