I Have Hired This Fucking Thing To Stare At You

she's on her smoke break

Noelle doodle!!

I wanna know what happened to Dess so bad

I have a hard time figuring out rendering with cool lighting :P

I love rendering so much but i might try something else i have in mind next time :3

The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

#cotl

This was from a sketch I did MONTHS ago on a call with some moots and I forgot about it. I randomly picked it to finish it on stream and I think I accidentally ate with this one. I was able to do fluffy texture.... How... did I do that...? I 'onno. Whoops.

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die