Baxofra - Lurker Ameba

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

clocked back in to the chilshi factory, have more tallman au

I was literally just about to make a joke post about how BDG was in fact not a beekeeper yet what the hell Brian

this is the fuckin worst image ID i’ve ever seen (i put it in water so you wouldn’t mistake it for a regular post)

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

Some villages around the land report that a mountain suddenly appears at a distance and disappear the next day along with a strange traveler that never seems to talk.