Baxofra - Lurker Ameba

#cotl

This was from a sketch I did MONTHS ago on a call with some moots and I forgot about it. I randomly picked it to finish it on stream and I think I accidentally ate with this one. I was able to do fluffy texture.... How... did I do that...? I 'onno. Whoops.

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

is it a bit early?

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

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I don't think I've ever shared this story before but I desperately need to

So my family- Me, two of my parents, and my swarm of brothers- were out for a day in the city, right? And we came across this juggling busker dressed as Darth Vader

And all my brothers LOVE star wars, so of course we stop

And Vader says something during his performance, right? And one of my brothers- maybe about seven years old at the time- asks what's wrong with his voice. Because he doesn't have the classic Vader voice.

And the buskers says- in what I assume was his best impression- "My voice modulator has been compromised"

And my brother- who is, again, about seven years old- stone-faced and without even a HINT of amusement- tells him, "You have failed me for the last time" and raises his hand to force-choke the guy

Dude fucking CHOKES and falls to the ground. No hesitation. Drops everything. Full-on Shakespeare performance. Apologizes to my brother like he's fucking Palpatine

And my brother doesn't laugh. Just nods solemnly to this grown ass man while we all lose it, and then "lets him go".

And then we leave, the moment cemented into the family lore forever

Anyhoe God bless you juggling Darth Vader, may the force be with you

Your will is changing...

TALK becomes COURAGE

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..