You Get It!!

Trump’s staff hides negative news from him to keep him happy. Musk was so affected by getting booed at Dave Chappelle's performance he had a mental breakdown. Their egos are horribly weak. This is how we defeat them—unyielding insults and mockery.

This is what we trained for. This is our moment. We need to get a lot louder and way more petty.

I believe in you.

OK PPL, HEAR ME OUT

Murder husbands?

Great

Ineffable husbands?

Great too

but what about-

MATELOTS HUSBANDS??

LIKE, GREAT- RIGHT? IT ACTUALLY HAS HISTORICAL SH*T BEHIND-

I AM RIGHT ABOUT THIS ONE, DONT DISCUSS ME-

best news from encanto: Bruno stims

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about

King letting the Collector hold Francois lives rent free in my head.

Its March 31st still somewhere in the world right,,??? sob*

Just reminder:

Fuck ICE

Death to Trump and his billionaire buddies

Always punch Nazis

Luz: Hey you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

King: Yeah dude, I need me a T-R-E-A-T!

Collector: Watcha guys talkin about?

Hunter: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-

Luz: NONONO SHHHHH!

King: SHUT UP DON’T SAY IT!

Hunter: … Uh… why?

King: Oh god how do we tell you this?

Luz: Collector… can’t spell…

Hunter: … WHAT?

King: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud, so he doesn’t get too excited.

Hunter: He is a god. He can’t handle hearing the word treat?

Collector: TREAT?

Luz: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

Luz: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

Luz: NO TREAT!

Collector: Awww….

Hunter: Okay what is happening?

Luz: We told you, he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.

Collector: Watcha talkin about?

Luz: Taxes.

Collector: Aw shucks.

Hunter: What, so you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Collector: TREAT?

King: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

King: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

King: NO TREAT!

Collector: Awwwwwww.

King: Dude, you gotta spell if you are talking about F-O-O-D.

Hunter: Okay… so are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?

Collector: SNACK?

King: Oh COME ON!

Luz: Dude REALLY?

Hunter: OH COME ON! I SPELLED IT!

King: Well he knows how to spell SNACK!

Hunter: SO HE CAN SPELL SNACK BUT HE CAN’T SPELL TREAT?

Collector: TREAT?

Hunter: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

Hunter: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

Hunter: NO TREAT!

Collector: GOD DAMMIT!

Luz: Okay he is getting fussy. It’s time for an N-A-P.

Collector: Yeeaaaah~

Hunter: What does N-A-P spell?

Collector: Party.

diversity win! the green ninja protecting your world is nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns.