A Zen Master Walks Up To A Hot-dog Seller, And Says: “Make Me One With Everything.”

mimikkyu, the pokemon who just wants to be loved

How is the computer going to drink that

If you are an antiquated piece of technology and nobody wanted you this Cyber Monday, we are here for you.

#hats

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Why doesn't tumblr look like all those screenshots on instagram?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved! Haha, sea what I did there. Most people Bay not tho. A lot of people are being beaches when I say this, like why yall so salty? My friend Shane told me this, Ocean, what a card.

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Varied Mimikyu because not all of them are talented.

#thispuppy2016

two vastly different mimikyus

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