Benny From Fallout New Vegas Is Not “gay” He Is Not A “himbo” He Is Acctually A “bloodstain”

benny from fallout new vegas is not “gay” he is not a “himbo” he is acctually a “bloodstain” on the wall of this “casino” after i introduced him to my “shotgun” 

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3 months ago

I started playing Mabinogi and TBH despite its faults and the fact it's owned and developed by Nexon it kind of fucks. There's tons of freedom, the combat system is interesting (albeit in a weird place right now as some classes seem to more or less break the challenge with the AI), tons of story content (that you don't seem to need to pay for?) and I like how easy it is to make an androgynous character regardless of whether you picked a male or female (and canonically your character is arguably genderfluid or genderless as they can rebirth and switch their gender every time). Also there's some accidentally gay moments in the story (like in the chainblade quest line, there's a female character who flirts with you regardless of gender, so if your character is also a girl that's gay.)

Honestly didn't expect a Korean MMO to be this accidentally woke.

Also, yeah, it's based on Welsh mythology (and some Arthurian legends and... other things?), except everyone speaks Korean, and I think that's the only language they recorded voice lines in, so...


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7 months ago

So, everyone knows about starseeds, ancient aliens, hyperdiffusion, reptilians, simulationism, etc. As obvious conspiracies (and usually just repackaged Nazism), but what are some less well known esoteric conspiracies and harmful things to look out for?

You may be overestimating people's familiarity with those terms and ideas lol. Simulationism isn't a conspiracy it's just people hitting their head on a low existential bar.

I'd say IQ falls into that category. Like, the idea that IQ is a meaningful measurement of anything beyond ones ability to take an IQ test.


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7 months ago

Do you think the fella responsible for the Stig sideblog counts

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

1 year ago

so i've got family in nyc and i visit every so often and i like to just wander around the city. so i go to FAO Schwarz the big toy store just to look around right when the new star wars movie was coming out (i don't remember which one but one of the new sequel ones that wasn't rogue one) and just as you would expect, there are a million star wars toys but my eye catches on one particular set of shelves where they have these little dolls

So I've Got Family In Nyc And I Visit Every So Often And I Like To Just Wander Around The City. So I

and there are a few general huxes and a few reys and a few finns but then there's a shelf and a half of LOBOT (seen above).

Now, if you didn't grow up with an unhealthy obsession of original trilogy star wars lore between the ages of 12-14 you might not understand who this figure is. he is this guy

So I've Got Family In Nyc And I Visit Every So Often And I Like To Just Wander Around The City. So I

and gets flashed once on screen with this shot as a kind of jumpscare which I think was kind of mean to the actor that they just used his face with a head massager as a jumpscare. anyway, i'm getting carried away, but the point is he only shows up in the background of a few moments in the movie after that. in the credits he is even listed as "lando's aide" and he acquired the name lobot because he ended up having no lines in the movie and people suggested that he was lobotomized and his brain was replaced with those metal things seen above. anyway, the fandom went wild with it and came up with all kinds of stories but none of this explains why, in one of the most famous toy stores in the usa, in the middle of a star wars craze, i found nearly 200 lobot dolls on racks and only a handful of other star wars characters. i tried explaining how weird this is to my partners and family members and friends and everyone just looks at me with this blank robotic stare.

now, i just occasionally spend a moment or two every day thinking about whoever it was that decided to overproduce an insane quantity of lobot toys and what they're up to these days


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4 months ago
#goals

#goals

7 months ago

misandry is when women say mean things and hurt my (22M 6'5" condom size XL) feelings


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7 months ago

how do merchants even know your goods are stolen anyways. like if i find a nice shiny amethyst on the ground its perfectly good to sell to whatever merchant will buy miscellaneous objects but if i just so happen to find the amethyst in some nords satchel they can tell i obtained it through nefarious ways ?? but if i kill the same nord and THEN take the amethyst from his inventory its totally not theft and okay to sell to merchants ??? are they pro crime or not


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4 months ago

Sometimes I say something stupid to people and I just want to go, "DISREGARD PREVIOUS COMMUNICATION" so we can just move on instead of me quickly trying to come up with an innocuous explanation for what I just said that doesn't make me sound insane or like I just made a massive social blunder

4 months ago
five figures on a dark photo background. A pale man with a strange smile and red eyes standing away from the group. a doll like humanoid with swords. a massive humanoid in power armor. a dog like humanoid with a weird looking gun. and a humanoid in a mask and fancy looking armor with vines on his back. all their eyes are glowing.

Drew some mercenaries from my campaign. Reblog to say hi to them.


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4 months ago

average detransitioner on the internet: instead of giving in to my gender dysphoria I found God ❤️ thank you lord for my heterosexual spouse who will guilt trip me into staying the gender assigned to me at birth. remember transies it's more delusional to be trans than to believe in god and noah's ark unironically 🤗 I hope all of you choose to suffer like me 😇


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bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)
not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)

she/her, 19. I don't really post cool shit sorry

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