Pirate101 Dating Sim. Let's Make It Real Guys.

Yay, I've been tagged.

Last song: Outside - Childish Gambino

Favorite color: Slate blue

Last TV show: Blue Eye Samurai (it's really good)

Currently watching: Nothing

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Savory? Kind of a bland, eats-bagels-plain person myself

Current obsession: Being anxious about procrastinating but not actually doing the thing I'm procrastinating on

Last thing I googled: "Do intelligent people drink more" (I wanted to see the data so I could complain in my head about how biased it was) (not every study is created equally)

Tags: @goobied @starwarsrebirth (you guys are the only friends I have on tumblr besides Joey who tagged me on this lmao)

chain post was long so i'm restarting it, thank you for the tag @dr-deathdefying !!!

Last Song: Bang Pop by Free Energy

Favourite colour: green (at the moment 💚)

Last TV Show/Movie: I Love Lucy

Currently watching: Doctor Who (rewatching/random classic who eps)

Sweet, Spicy or Savory: savoury

Relationship status: in a relationship <3

Current Obsession: Doctor Who forever and always

Last thing I googled: still life with oysters and lemon

tagging @whycellothurr @youcouldbewonderful @lurking-latinist @heimeldat @sokkalore @sightofsea and anyone else who wants to share <3

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

Addressed by who, because some of these are ... interesting

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

this guy on the battlefield wont stop blowing his gay little trumpet

wait you guys are shipping the npcs

what your favourite caves of qud ship says about you

neelahind/eskhind: classic disaster lesbians. probably would have held a repressed requited crush for several centuries if it weren't for the player's meddling. you're a dork and love things like love letters and hesitantly holding hands and slowly but surely bringing out the best in each other qas/qon: you're a monsterfucker, and that means you get to be a monster. your dream is to be part of a dangerously confident lesbian power couple that is destined to take over the world someday and can shoot irisdual beam at level 5, instantly mulching wayward moon kings argyve/indrix: you KNOW they're eccentric gay lovers and you KNOW argyve tops. you may be a bit guarded and can come off as abrasive, and you dream of having someone to show your softer side to, along with have electric sex involving high-voltage arc winders and a two-handed fullerite battleaxe. you're a proud member of the "pariahs" faction tikva/tau: you hate an unhappy ending. why couldn't they have just been together and be one, forever? o uncertain and cruel world! you're definitely "over" that breakup that happened three decades ago under unresolved circumstances

do you own a musket for home defense?

I know what you're trying to do. Nice try, redcoat.

Reblog this lego Yoda for no reason