What? Nobody Said It Was. Pretty Sure Manscaping Is A Common Practice Anymore.

This is a joke, right?

Baby Racoon with his Albino Brother (Source: http://ift.tt/1TcFAiP)

I guess Bisexuality isn't what I thought it was. Can someone tell me what the real definition is? I thought it meant someone that was attracted to both sexes, but it can't be that if people are being "Barred from the Queer Community."

Yikes!

me: *bursts into the white house*

obama: excuse me you cant just-

me: dialga is literally sitting right behind you i gotta catch it

obama: ho ly shit

Block it like it's hot?

i truly love blocking people

“what about equality-” block’d

“but you don’t mean ALL-” block’d

“this is why no one takes feminists seriously-” block’d

“biological sex is a social-” block’d’d

“you can’y just block everyone because-” BLOCK’D

Dumbest shit I've seen all day.

people treat self diagnosing as though its just kids ‘trying to be cool’ and searching for another accessory (as if neurodivergence is rewarded and trendy)

self diagnosing is more like people spending their whole life wondering what the hell is going on and why they function differently

self diagnosing is neurodivergent people finding ways to take care of themselves outside of an often abusive medical system

self diagnosing is using resources in order to learn and understand ourselves that doesnt involve costly inaccessible healthcare

if you are anti-self diagnosing you are blatantly stating your opposition to the autonomy of neurodivergent individuals

kitteninautismland:

I never knew there was a guideline for how autistic I had to be to be treated with respect. That to ride on the rollercoaster of adult conversation I had to lay my life experiences out and have them all stack up to hit the line that says, “You must be this autistic to be heard.”

I’ve seen this happen more often than I would like to admit, between myself and my friends within the autistic community. We speak up and we mention our own experiences as an autistic person only to have it shot down. Every time it’s nearly always, “You’re too high functioning to understand, I mean look you’re using a computer.” You don’t have to be verbal to use a computer; many people considered “low functioning” use computers as a way to communicate when they otherwise would be unable to. Computer usage is not a determining factor of how autistic we are.

Without my computer I think I would have killed myself years ago because I had no community, the internet gave me a community, so never assume you understand someone’s story. I do pretty well day to day; I talk, smile, and interact as much as I can. But you know what I can’t do? I can’t go get lunch without wearing earplugs, I can’t sit in bright classrooms without stress stimming by aggressively combing my bangs, I can’t stand wearing shoes, I can’t stand the smell of my own family’s cooking, the list goes on and on.

Every time you tell me that I’m not autistic enough to understand, you assume that you know my story and my life based on a very small snippet you’ve seen through a few words. I’ve been that non-verbal autistic. I’ve seen through the eyes of that child you’re defending your right to ignore and belittle. I’ve been so far gone that I needed to be bathed as an adult, I needed to be fed, and given a schedule. I’m still struggling to function like you assume I do.

You may think that we don’t fit the ‘autistic enough’ ideal, but we’re more autistic than you are and that gives us a unique ability to understand your child.

Stop judging and start taking a moment to learn from us.

Yes, the fact that you are a self-diagnosed Aspie gives you the fucking right to tell other people how to raise their children. Get over yourself.

“Not Autistic Enough”

Disagree with me? Well you are Transphobic and Ableistic!

No, self-diagnosing is actually harmful, because it turns out doctors are a lot smarter than you and spend years studying the human body and mind, not just reading shit on fucking wikipedia. Self-diagnosing is caused by Special Snowflake syndrome.

you sound like an asshole tbqh

Port Orchard is the shit.

I was about an hour outside Seattle in a town that, like I said, I'm pretty sure was about an hour away from you! hahaha ever heard of Port Orchard?

Yes I have!

#FuckDonaldTrump #DonaldTrumpIsQuiteLiterallySatanHimself #DonaldTrumpSucksMoreCocksThanOP-WhichIsActuallyQuiteAFeat #WHYAREWEYELLING?

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS.

IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT

FUCKING V O T E.

TRUMP IS WINNING

THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS A FUCKING JOKE.

HONESTLY, IM AFRAID FOR MY FUTURE BECAUSE WHAT IF HE FUCKING DOES BECOME PRESIDENT??? HE WILL MAKE IT HARD FOR US.

YOU GUYS REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING IMPORTANT THIS IS. YOU

C A N N O T

LET TRUMP FUCKING BECOME PRESIDENT. YOUR LETTING SOMEONE WHO CANT EVEN FUCKING TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN BUSINESSES AND WIGS GET INTO OFFICE.

I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE NOT INTO POLITICS. VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS.

I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE LAZY, DO IT ANYWAYS.

I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOU ARE WHITE, BLACK OR ANY OTHER COLOR.

PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THIS FUCKING STUPID ASS RICH MAN.

PLEASE.

You guys honestly don’t realize how important this is. That stupid ass man is in the lead with votes. You CANNOT let him win. To the people that don’t care, you will most definitely care once he’s in fucking office ruining everything more. You don’t understand how important this is to me. You don’t understand how scary this is for p.o.c .

That first hashtag tho. #alsonicecasualableism

You are wrong. Do you have eyes? Because when I see James Bond, I get a partial chub, and I am a straight man. For you to say he's ugly leads me to believe that you might actually have never seen him at all, or are just lying. Are you legally blind?

you’re dragging yourself tbh