I Batch Painted Ten More Orc Big’uns While Listening To A Podcast About A Lady Driving A Semi Looking

Here’s a new baseball bat I’m making. That’s another thing that I do. I make cool shit.

Epoxy is drying.

Orc fighting pit I made years ago! It’s going to go on my Mordheim board!

I’m 7! I have Warhammer coming in the mail today so I’m pleased as punch about that, but included that box of goodness is a present for my best friend I’m gonna be happy to hand over to her!

A quick chart I tossed togeter a hot moment ago

How is everyone feeling today

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

I love my Orcs and Goblins army but this is the Greatest of All Time.

I found the first Warhammer thing I ever painted, these Eldar Warp Spiders, in 1995 or 1996. I didn’t even know what they were! I would get the 2nd edition 40k big box with the beloved mono pose space marines, space orks, and gretchin, as well as the ever infamous and tournament legal cardboard deff dred in 1997 which is when I consider my actual start in Warhammer. Here they are next to the last thing I painted for a competition, a Chaos Daemon Prince, in late 2024.

Eeza Ugezod’s Mother Crushers. Black orc regiment of renown from the 1980’s! I’m pretty stoked to have and to have painted 25 of these guys!

The Witchfate Tor! I painted this a long time ago around whenever it came out. It’s due for some touch ups! The “statues” are game pieces from a TSR Hobbies board game called “Dragonstrike” that I bought at a surplus store called Ax Man. Back then I was a smoker with a Redbull habit. Nothing some steady dry brushing and spot detailing couldn’t fix!

I also have the ruined version, the Dreadstone Blight, and another tower whose name escapes me. Not the Deathknell Watch, the other one with the asymmetrical construction that could double as an observatory. Let me know if you know the name!

Some non-GW minis.

Sexy orc and dwarf.

Sue me.

Nice!!! A well deserved tabling of a fitting kitbash! If you can find a PDF of the chaos war mammoth rules online, you might be able to get someone to play 8th edition with you as well. But a massive giant definitely makes sense for a proxy!

Chaos War Mammoth warshrine conversion