If One More Person Acts Like Walker Is The Worst Out Of Team As If The Point Of The Movie Isn't That

mr. green is a twink sorry not sorry

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

saying that a fight went poorly is not grounds for a divorce between these dumbasses in love with their own mini series

wade, leaning in teasingly: you wanna kiss me so bad

logan, snarling: so what if i do

wade, stunned: wait what

theoretically i probably would ship steve with tony solely because i will always eat up the "debating is foreplay" energy in a ship

idk i think that wade or logan going to therapy is unlikely but anything is possible if you spin it convincingly enough

Some more thunderbolts head cannons:

When Bob gets too prideful he becomes blond and that's the team indicator for when he is about to become sentry

Alexei definitely the one to set up field trip to tower for local school

The thunderbolts are a sponsor for at least one pee-wee soccer team and when the press ask why they act like it's a inside joke

The team gets genuinely worried when John says something so dumb to the point that John get weekly concussion check ups

Ava gets claustrophobic

The team each have their own build-a-bear (Bob has a custom one)

Yelena, Ava, and John go to the mall together (John is just there to carry the bags and pay but he likes the company)

Yelena taught Ava how to do makeup

There is a joking theory from the public that Bob is being held hostage at the tower

Sometimes when Bob turns into void, the void gets too tired to actually do something so they just lay there till somebody founds him and snap him out of it

Bob loves training as it makes him feel useful for the team

Yelena was the one who gifted Apline to Bucky because it "reminded her of him"

Ava loves to rage bait Walker

Ava sees Walker like her little ( middle schooler) brother while Walker sees Ava like his younger (annoying) sister

Ava loves using Tik Tok slang but stopped using it after Alexei said "CHAT" when referring to the team

Alexei calls ava his daughter

John LOVES competive cooking shows and hates to admit it. He yells at the screen like he's watching football so everyone just assumes he is.

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update

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65781478

i need john walker sobbing in a corner during a mental breakdown and bob has no idea what do but just sits next to him quietly

once in a while i think about how stan lee told sebastian stan to remember that bucky is one of the good guys and tear up

we don't talk enough about how erik just goes into creative mode and flies away

honestly how did anyone take this man seriously (especially with that helmet)