You Know What? Fuck Trying To Avoid Thunderbolts* Spoilers Because I Am NOT Going To Wait To Defend Sam

i can't see thunderbolts* for two weeks so if the whole uproar of a sambucky divorce is actually just from one heated fight i will be so pissed

what is it gonna take for bucky stans to get it through their thick skulls that bucky barnes would not be happy to hear about their poorly disguised racism towards sam wilson

okay then...

respectfully, who is we?? the internet moved on because that's just what it does. hype doesn't last forever, and it isn't supposed to.

but there are people who choose to continue making content and actively engage in the fandom. wicked is irrelevant in this case - it was inevitable that a new movie would take the spotlight eventually

guys im kinda sad that we just gave up on the Deadpool and Wolverine hype. Like, honestly, I don't really care about Wicked (just my opinion) but they had the rap, and soooo much more merch than Deadpool and Wolverine. Guys bring it back 😔

imagine jumping into the ocean to save a stranger and developing a strong bond with said stranger while helping him realize the goodness within his tortured self only to be repaid by being betrayed and paralyzed from the waist down so you relinquish your telepathic powers in order to walk but then some hairy dude with claws claiming to be from the future tells you that you have to break the stranger out of the pentagon as he allegedly murdered the president during his year of being a mutant terrorist because it's essential for the future and as much as you despise this no-longer-a-stranger you have been undeniably in love with him and by the end of everything you're at a cafe in paris with him playing your favorite shared pastime and being proposed to

"who can cook better, erik or charles" erik can literally wield magnetic fields. charles most likely grew up with chefs. and even with his powers, charles might know how to cook but has poor execution. and even without his powers, erik can cook because i said so.

logan: have you no shame

wade: we're WELL past that

stalked james mcavoy's instagram out of boredom and mentally glitched when i saw that he played football with LOUIS TOMLINSON

wade casually asking logan if he trusts him as wade is about to do something that could very well cause their timeline to collapse (cook breakfast)

and logan genuinely considers the fact that he does trust this dumbass not to break his heart, but does not trust said dumbass to successfully cook and proceeds to snatch the spatula out of wade's hand and shove him out the kitchen

rip dofp charles you would have loved wrecking ball by miley cyrus