"at Least We Still Have LGB" You Think We're Safe? You Think This Is The End? Think Again.

bawnjourno

from logan's pov he was drowning in liquor and self-loathing for decades before being kidnapped by a yappy red katana wielding fucker and informed that he was the worst version of himself in the multiverse, followed by a series of violently homoerotic events that left him a world-saving hero with a pseudo daughter and living in what is the first safe (and domestic) environment that he can call home in like a century with said yappy fucker who called him the best version of himself with full sincerity

wade: and kids, that's how i met your father

i will never shut up about the parallel of erik and worst!logan grinning with a gun pointed at their heads IT'S JUST SO PERFECT

i think origins!logan is aware of technological developments and social trends but selectively chooses not to care

meanwhile worst!logan probably doesn't know shit because he spent the last few decades dead drunk and drowning in self-loathing

i can't do another divorce c'mon marvel LET THEM BE MARRIED

john: ride bob into the sky?

bucky:

yelena:

alexei:

ava:

bob:

me, in the theater:

john: what?

fics where erik lehnsherr is pathetic and i mean pathetic

someone said that stucky is unrequited love and sambucky is friends to lovers and i agree

origins!logan probably wouldn't date wade idk but worst!logan abso-fucking-lutely would (and is)

ask for a male actor who has an insane acting range, has done a production of les mis, and was cast in a 2024 blockbuster film and i will give you hugh jackman and jonathan bailey