Playing The Calm And Happy Block Game While Listening To The Rip And Tear Murder Games OST Is An Interesting

Spoilers for Malevolent Parts 8-12

What the actual f**k were these last episodes? This dude had a child who is most definitely dead. John's losing it. Arthur's losing it. John's a fragment of some yellow dude??? These two have almost died like ten times in the past three episodes. Worms part two electric boogaloo. Man you have to wonder what the cop dude was thinking right before he got shot like three seconds after Arthur warned him. Arthur has committed another murder. Also what's up with the yellow dude and old women? Is john afraid of old women? He's usually so good at descriptions but the second he sees an old woman he just defaults to 'her skin is sagging' like that's not a normal thing with old people. Also these two need to talk and make better decisions; Arthurs at the hotel and he's like hey this kinda sucks I want to leave and john basically calls him a wimp and Arthur's like well I can't take this lying down and then fails to impersonate a cultist not once but TWICE!!! Then when John realizes that this is a bad idea and wants to back out Arthur just goes on right ahead because he started this thing and now he has to finish it. These guys are idiots. I can't wait to listen to the second season.

Imagine having a face.

Couldn't be me.

Why aren't pagans more afraid of Starbucks baristas?

Ok so I saw this uncrustables add on Pinterest and I have to wonder...

Does that mean if you cut them up do they just clone? Like could you build a peanut butter and jelly crumb army out of tortured sandwiches?

How far does it go?

Who's the original? The crust? The uncrust? Does the original die and those two are the result?

Do they not feel pain?

Do they not feel the missing part of them like a phantom limb.

Do they miss what they once were do they feel horror at what they are? What they've become?

Which one feels that they have been given a merciful end? The uncrust which has been deemed useful condemned a tortured end as they are consumed by their creators but the pain of what they are missing will never truly hit them or the crust which has been discarded and deemed as worthless by their creators but able to live to an old age knowing that a part of them that they can never get back is missing and dead.

Noo! Not only is he dead! But I messed up I have to erase so many squares. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SQUARES IN HARD BOILED!?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Update: I did it again. There were two book related motives and I got them mixed up. I did the same thing like three times before I figured it out.

I'm listening to malevolent for the first time and I'm on episode 2 and I have to ask.

Is Arthur a DND character why are dice rolling and knowledge just spontaneously appears? It sounds like eye possession dude is a player Arthur is his character and he's rolling for history checks.

How many people can a kelpie fit on its back? Could you make a kelpie bus? How long can it get? No wait- A kelpie train.

Batman vs technoblade

Who would win?

I just had a dream. I don't entirely remember what it was about but it started out with me sorta watching from the POV of zagreus from the Hades game. At some point during the dream he had a nightmare or something about being an eyeball and he woke up when Achilles came into his room hearing him have his nightmare, it turned out to be some kind of threat or something.

Anyways I don't remember much about what happened in between but there was two dudes Thomas and Tom both were teenagers. At some point Thomas figures out that three of us were dreaming zagreus apparently wasn't dreaming but the rest of us are and so there was this confusing back and forth between zagreus, Thomas and sort of me where we were trying to figure out what the heck he was saying. there was more stuff that I don't remember and time passed we where doing something else when I figured out what the heck was going on and I wrote how did you know that I was dreaming before signing my name on a piece of paper and suddenly that part of the dream ended.

Then I ended up in some dark void where one of my friends voices was trying to explain to me what the heck just happened but they kept fading in and out and started speaking gibberish at some point before they faded out and I was left alone before I somehow ended up sitting at this desk with a very nice lady who explained to me that I accidentally hijacked the dreams of several different people across dimensions trying to have my own dream and that I wasn't in trouble because it was both my fault and their fault. It's partially my fault because apparently peoples brains here are powerful enough to power several super computers with how much storage space we have and apparently we can hijack other peoples dreams across dimensions and effect realitys temporarily. But the thing is, normally this isn't a problem because our dimension is cut off from others but occasionally we slip through on accident somehow and that it was partially their fault for not redirecting me when I slipped through.

Apparently the reason that Thomas was able to tell that I was sleeping is because he's from a dimension with magic and he's felt someone's presence in his mind before which has some interesting implications.

Apparently when I slipped through into zagreus's dream and he woke up I also dragged Thomas and Tom through into the dream/reality thing and temporarily turned the house of Hades in that dimension into a YMCA style cabin/lodge. Which was really weird to learn but also explained some things. The lady reiterated that it wasn't my fault that that happened and it was simply an accident as I faded away before I woke up.

We're just a bunch of atom's that can think.