The Red Banquet Was Actually Really Funny When You Think About It. Cuz It Was Just Like Ah But We Have

I just got my flu and covid booster shots and the nurse lady gave me batman band-aids! :D

They're so cool!

Ok so I saw this uncrustables add on Pinterest and I have to wonder...

Does that mean if you cut them up do they just clone? Like could you build a peanut butter and jelly crumb army out of tortured sandwiches?

How far does it go?

Who's the original? The crust? The uncrust? Does the original die and those two are the result?

Do they not feel pain?

Do they not feel the missing part of them like a phantom limb.

Do they miss what they once were do they feel horror at what they are? What they've become?

Which one feels that they have been given a merciful end? The uncrust which has been deemed useful condemned a tortured end as they are consumed by their creators but the pain of what they are missing will never truly hit them or the crust which has been discarded and deemed as worthless by their creators but able to live to an old age knowing that a part of them that they can never get back is missing and dead.

Grandmaster Rose's chess game in Murdle vol 1 is a very short one. I believe there's 5 moves in total.

(1. W E4

(2. B E5

(3. WQ H5

(4. BK D7

(5. WQ E5

Batman vs technoblade

Who would win?

I kinda figured out crochet! I don't really know what I'm doing but I successfully made three rows so it's not bad.

Update: How the heck do the ends work?

I just remembered that when I was in elementary school learning multiplication and division me and my entire grade all collectively forgot how to add and subtract so we all had to be retaught how to do it.

You know what? English isn't a real language I'm making up a word and assigning a meaning to it.

Braniel

Bran-ē-él

Noun

Copper eater.

You're a braniel David.

Branieling

Bran-ē-él-ing

Verb

The act of eating copper.

Seriously David why are you branieling pennies don't taste good.

There now it's a real word.

If you eat a vampire is it cannibalism?

They are basically undead humans with super powers.

Is the inverse the same?

What's the singular for scissors?

Cuz it's like. I have scissors, there's scissors over there, I need a pair of scissors, can you get me the bucket of scissors etc.

Is it scissor, scissy-... Wait... Hold on... Oh.

Ex: can you get me the scissor bucket.

Nevermind. I'm just stupid.

If you stab a cereal box are you a serial killer?