Let's Fat-shame Every Sauropod From Fattest To Least Fattest

Let's fat-shame every sauropod from fattest to least fattest

More Posts from Baknbizniz and Others

2 years ago

It's maybe dump buuut any changes on Venuses approach towards Bill after a night-whimper story time?

(Context just in case, I'm a month late lololol)

Not at all, anon! I really like this question actually, and the reason it took me so long to answer is cause I really had to think about it, but I think I've got a good one for ya now.

It's Maybe Dump Buuut Any Changes On Venuses Approach Towards Bill After A Night-whimper Story Time?

Some complementary snuggles for ya, possibly a continuation of the last piece? Up to you! Answer's under the cut since it ended up being pretty long.

So, Bill is a pretty inherently childish character. He just wants to break rules and do whatever the hell he wants with no regard for anyone else because he can. Venuz lives with a pretty normal kid (Yung Cuz), and I like to imagine that he raised him himself, so Venuz knows how kids act. I think that Bill dropping his mask and revealing that, essentially, when things went to shit he stuck his fingers in his ears and went "la-la-la" instead of dealing with it like an adult showcased that immaturity of his, and Venuz recognized it.

Now, Venuz's feelings in regards to this depend on your headcanons of his character. Personally I bounce around two different ones: the Nuclear Throne interpretation and the Gun Godz interpretation.*

In NT he's just what we would think of when we think of a god; he's immortal, he's all-powerful, he's always been around and has always been a god. In this case, he can afford to be a careless and trusting guy because he can solve any problem with a thought. This Venuz immediately takes what Bill says at face value and lemme tell ya if he wasn't in love with the guy before this tragic side of him sure did it. Venuz likes when his gold chains are squeaky-clean, not his lovers; I think he adores that Bill's a terrifying disaster. (Not that he doesn't want to help of course; I'm sure the morning after was breakfast in bed and excessive cuddles and kisses)

In GG, Venuz is still a god, but he wasn't always. (I think I unconsciously took a lot of this from this awesome fic so credit where it's due lol) The planet runs on a system where Gun God is a title taken by force, i.e., to become the Gun God you need to kill the Gun God. He has been through the grinder and though he's mellowed out quite a bit after becoming Gun God he has issues really and truly trusting people. This Venuz is more cautious and keeps Bill's history of being a master manipulator in mind, knowing that there is no reason at all that Bill couldn't be putting on an act. That being said, Bill is pretty much harmless as long as Venuz doesn't consciously decide to return his powers to him, so he still tries to comfort him just in case.

Both are pretty great I think, one is lower-stakes and fun while the other has room for more angst and character growth. There is a hole in the GG logic though which is that if Bill got his hands on a gun he could just kill Venuz and become the Gun God, so uh...oops? Idk, this ship is still mostly crack and good fun tbh.

*TL;DR: NT Venuz sees this pathetic man and goes "shit. i love him even more now"; GG Venuz sees this pathetic man and goes "ok but if he's actually telling the truth then he needs me so"

Thanks for the ask!

2 years ago
Sorry, This Is My First Ask Haha.

Sorry, this is my first ask haha.


Tags
10 months ago
Back On The Off Grind
Back On The Off Grind
Back On The Off Grind

back on the off grind

9 months ago

shit im

Shit Im

running out of trash. to play in the background while i draw

fuck

nah i will not add a detailed background u just have to be happy with the sexy ass triangle standing in an endless grey void because im a lazy whore bye


Tags
2 years ago
Chimkin Soop

chimkin soop

mmm i love me a nice warm bowl of Campbell's chicken noodle soup


Tags
1 year ago

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

a transparent image of a short-haired orange tabby cat. she is lying on her side with her legs splayed out and her tail curled. her head is up and she is looking at the camera. she wears a blue floral collar with a bow and a silver nametag (its text is unreadable).

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

1 year ago
In My Absence, I Hav Cre8ed Deez (nuts)
In My Absence, I Hav Cre8ed Deez (nuts)

in my absence, i hav cre8ed deez (nuts)


Tags
1 year ago

found you! I didn’t rxpect to see you on tumblr

heeheehoo where else could i indiscriminately post my gay triangles and raybies content

baknbizniz - 2 yung 2 die
2 yung 2 die

Homosexual triangle zone, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK

153 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags