I know I made this post at the end of season 9, but here it is, right before a new beginning: all the new hermitcraft fans from the past two years who haven’t been around for season start time: WELCOME! there’s very little hermitcraft time that’s better! welcome to episode one shenanigans when none of them are geared up and none of them remember what it’s like to be earlygame! welcome to “are you SURE that’s a STARTER base?????”! welcome to “the hermits are all on one big call and ready to make it each other’s problem”! welcome to everyone interacting in those early days before they’re all self-sufficient, dealing with each other! welcome to the lucrative market of being the one guy making food! welcome to early spawn points, to spawn builds, to goofy shenanigans, to iron tools and the inevitable terrible nether spawn, welcome welcome welcome to EARLYGAME HERMITCRAFT!!!!!
Something about this feels familiar...
(I drew this a while ago when witch shelby first met s1 corrupted sausage, I realize I'm late LOL)
[ID: 2 traditional empires smp drawings. The first is of shrub, in the forest around the undergrove, looking around nervously and reaching for a knife on her belt, she says "hello...?" With her back to a tree, which xornoth peeks out from behind. The second image mirrors the first, with witch shelby in the evermoore, holding her wand, and demon Sausage peeking out from behind a tree. End ID.]
A thousand words I could've said, and yet I still chose the ones that hurt you
question for empires enjoyers: i had written out an entire dialogue between great witch shelby and headmaster nowls because i had planned for them to have a confrontation. obviously that’s not how things went in the end. but would you be interested in seeing what the dialogue was?
Prismarina: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Joey: Those are Pokemon cards. Prismarina: You got a magikarp. Joey: … Prismarina: It means 'fuck you'.
Eloise: pulls back the curtain while Lauren is showering Eloise: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’ Lauren: Thanks fam! Scott: Oh no. Eloise: cries I love you too. Shelby: Sounds fake, but okay. Tiff: A flustered mess Prismarina: Can I get a refund?
Lauren: Heyyy Tiff, how’s your… drink?? Tiff: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee. Lauren: You sure?? Looks to coffee maker Tiff: Looks to coffee maker Cement sitting beside the coffee maker Tiff:…I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.
Eloise: How does that even work? Joey, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?! Eloise: Your face doesnt make sense.
Prismarina: When I first met you, I did not like you. Joey: I'm aware of that. Prismarina: But then you and I had some time together. Joey: Uh-huh? Prismarina: It did not get better.
Prismarina: Shelby, why is Tiff intruding on our cuddle time? Tiff: Shelby, why is Prismarina intruding on our cuddle time? Shelby, in distress: Please… I have two hands…
Lauren: They made Shelby cry! Cleo: Shelby always cries! Shelby: That's not true! cries
Shelby: You have to apologize to Prismarina! Joey: Fine! Joey: Unfuck you, or whatever!
Prismarina is casually searching around the room Scott: Hey Prismarina, what’re you looking for? Prismarina: My will to live. Shelby walks into the room Prismarina: Oh, there it is.
Scott: out cold on the ground Cleo: Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?! Prismarina, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! dumps all of the water on Scott’s face
Scott: I'm not creepy. Scott: I'm petty. Scott: There's a difference, ya' know.
Joey: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit? Tiff: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move. Eloise: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit. Eloise: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks. Cleo: Are. Are you speaking from experience. Eloise: No! Eloise: Eloise: ….Maybe.
Cleo, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.
Cleo: So… what would you do if you were in bed with me? Lauren: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Cleo: Yes. Lauren: I'd sleep.
Lauren: Prismarina, don’t go picking a fight with Scott. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you. Prismarina: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.
Prismarina: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Cleo: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
Cleo: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born. Joey: Aw… that's not true. Joey: It'd be exactly the same. Joey: You're not important.
Cleo: Seriously, Lauren, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? Lauren: That’s not important Cleo: I DISAGREE.
Cleo: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Prismarina: …All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Shelby: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Prismarina: This knife is actually a magic wand. Tiff: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Scott: cocks gun Magic missile. Lauren: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love Lauren: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you. Tiff: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way… Eloise: has a panic attack What confession? Prismarina: winks I know, babe. You like me too. Cleo: So what? Are you going to date me or not? Joey: It was a dare.
Cleo: Hey, what are you reading? Eloise: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself. Cleo: Impressive! I must have it for myself! Prismarina: So it’s just a Notebook? Eloise: It’s just a Notebook.
Scott: What’s up? I’m back. Tiff: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Scott: Death is a social construct.
Prismarina: We have a problem. Scott: Let me guess, you caused it? Cleo: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet. Tiff: And it's another Tuesday, your point? Joey: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up. Lauren: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
Witchcraft Shelby and Katherine in their later years?
They’re monster hunting!
my complete series of trafficlife drawings! so far at least, i assume im gonna add more to these at some point :P
i had a lot of fun with these!! also since some people mentioned wanting them as posters - i dont really sell any of my art but i absolutely dont mind if anyone wants to print out something for themselves!! all the full-res files for these and some other drawings of mine are up on my ko-fi for free, so if you wanna print a poster yourself (personal use only, obviously) go ahead :D
Unsurprisingly I cant stop drawing the nosy neighbours
They just such besties that be always watching T-T
Also down here is where I got the earing concept from vvv
ShubbleYT has completed the challenge [It Spreads]
Do yuo think Shelby sends Katherine letters via Nimbus during the supreme witch trials. Do you think the gardens looking a little bit sad now because Katherine’s not used to having to water it. Do you think Shelby refuses to take her ring off (theyre married source just trust me bro) even though it would be more efficient and make room for more enchanted rings. Do you think Katherine goes through her day working on requests and embroidery projects just waiting for the little black crow to show up with some more batshit insane letters. “Hey Katherine <3 The trials are going really well, I’ve learnt a lot since getting here! I grew wings btw. Also I have a sister now!!! She’s kinda cringefail but I think you’d like her :) I’ll see you soon, just gotta fight a death battle and I’ll be back home!! Miss you XOXO <3!”. Hello can anyone hear me