Bagels-aaa - Insanity Incarnate

this diagram from my science textbook reads like a tumblr shitpost and i love it

cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

beautiful people all across the globe are reading and looking at this post right now. you are one of them and there might be as many as four other people looking at this post right now that are also beautiful

A newly opened bar has a sign outside, beer for only $3 

A man sees the sign, walks into the bar and orders a beer.

After finishing the beer, the man takes out three $1 coins from his pocket, and feeling a bit mischievous, gets up from his seat, walks to one end of the counter and places a $1 coin there. He then walks over to the other end of the counter and places another $1 coin there. Finally, he walks back to his seat and places the third $1 coin right in the middle of the counter. The bartender gives him an odd look but has no other option but to walk the entire length of the bar counter to pick up the coins.

This went on repeatedly over the next few days and each day the bartender felt more and more annoyed at the man’s behaviour.

One day, the man returns again to order a beer but realises he doesn’t have enough $1 coins to place them all over the counter. So, he hands the bartender a $5 note. At this point, the bartender gets all excited and thinks that it is finally his day to get his revenge on the man. The bartender quickly takes out two $1 coins and places them at opposite ends of the counter.

With a grin on his face, the bartender goes back to the man and says, “Go on then, collect your change”.

The man then takes out a single $1 coin from his pocket, slides it over to the middle of the counter, and says, “One more beer, please.”

I love cavetown sm, sliiping lately, empty bed, and boys will be bugs are pretty good imo

pronoun buddies

anyways, favorite music?

pronoun buddies yippie!

Also i have no idea what my music taste is anymore, i listen to mostly of vocaloid and j-pop/j-rock but for non-vocaloid eng artists i listen to mother mother, mitski, cavetown, set it off, and lemon demon a lot

My friends are trying to get me to listen to mcr and fob who are also pretty good

I also apparently listen to hyperpop?? I dont really know when that started happening but it did

I'm not fully educated on Trump's policies, but I know their bad enough to want to end it all and was very close to as soon as I heard the news.

But we can't. We can't let him win like this. To everyone affected by this stale cheeto's win, stay alive. Do it out of spite if you need to. Just keep going. These might be 4 years of hell, but we need to keep going. Listen to me, it'll all be ok in the end, I promise you that. All my queer friends, the fellow people who aren't the best mentally, and everyone who will be affected by this, please for the love of everything, Keep. Going.

I'll be here if anyone needs to talk, I love you all.

It'll all get better friends.

Is it normal to just like "fake preform(?)" while listening to music?

Like ill blast inabakumori (specifically the loudest ones or floating moonlight city) at 3am and just jump around my room like im preforming at a miku expo

Or ill put on mitski and just walk around while being overly dramatic while whisper-screaming "MOM, WILL YOU WASH MY BACK THIS ONCE?"

Ive asked my qpps about this and apparently they do it a lot too but they usually just pretend like they are playing an instrument

I grab a rainbow slug (he is mr. slug i love him and my zucchinis sm bc one of them got me him) and us it as a mic while i just go absolutely beserk at ungodly hours jumping, "dancing," and singing/screaming like "I DONT KNOW WHERE THE THOUGHTS ARE COMING FROM, PULL MY STRINGS AND SWALLOW ICHOR"

Reblog if you wish you didn't have biological sex. If you wish you could just be an androgynous being whose gender presentation was determined only by the things you wear and your behavior.

Estradiol,

Testosterone,

HRT?

You want it? It's yours my friend

for free.

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day