Macdennis - You Take My Breath Away

okay… okay…….

my grand hope is still for dennis to confess his feelings to mac so vaguely that mac thinks dennis wants to convert to catholicism instead. and dennis just has to go with it bc it's too embarrassing to explain

this photo is my roman empire

This is just another proof that macdennis totally banged and glob is in on it. There's NO reason for them to look at eachother as if caught!!!

This was INTENTIONAL.

hit the like if you agree, reblog to hate crime him. ⬇️

closeted mac definitely saw rainbow crosswalks and went around them

dynamic duo.

its so funny how when in 5x01 mac tried to dress gay to pretend to be a couple with dennis so he shows up wearing this gay ass outfit

and its just the way that dennis actually dresses

my favourite thing about macdennis is their weird domestic habits like wdym they rented all their furniture for more than two decades instead of buying them. they rented the predator movie each time too even though it's their favourite movie that they've watched 30 times in the last two months. mac peels dennis' apples for him and dennis isn't allowed to eat apples with them. they have monthly dinners that they look forward to where they dress nicely and go to fancy restaurants. MONTHLY. mac only knows how to cook boxed mac and cheese and dennis screams at him for this but doesn't consider taking up cooking himself ofc. they make a room in their suburbs house a trash room and paste fresherners all over the room bc they don't know how to just take out the trash like normal people. they need two rooms and two bathrooms at minimum as a home, and bc they can't find that, they'd rather sleep with dee and an old man in one bed in a house with only one bathroom. the fact that basically nothing in their house before the fire belonged to mac, and dennis supposedly hates living with mac and yet still does even though they're pushing 50. they seem to share their finance, and dennis tells mac to stop buying the rock drinks using it. dennis lets mac massage his pecs and dye his hair. they do all this and yet dennis acts like mac is insane for acting like they're a couple.

y’know what? stab this son of a bitch