He's The Reason Why Ford Knows A Thing Or Two, Because He's Seen A Thing Or Two

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

A panda walks into a bar. 

The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?”

The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.”

“So what would you like to eat?”

“I’ll just take the fries.”

The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will your payment be cash or card?”

The panda calmly replies, “Oh, just card.”

After paying, the panda gets up and takes out a pistol. He fires a few shots in the direction of a few men, killing some in the process.

The bartender, horrified, shouts, “What the hell was that for? You just killed 4 men!”

The panda says, “I’m a panda, man. Look it up.” The panda then abruptly exits the bar.

The bartender confused, looks up “Panda” on Google. The description said:

“The giant panda is a bear species endemic to China. It is characterised by its bold black-and-white coat and rotund body. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Credits to “Eats, Shoots, & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation” by Lynne Truss

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