cw: self-indulgent, reader has short hair and piercings, atsumu is there
iwaizumi hajime isn’t an easy man to distract.
only a singularly focused man could be the ace of aoba johsai, could study at a prestigious university in a selective major, could become the trainer for the japanese men’s national volleyball team. he chases his goals relentlessly; he is intense in every realm of his life.
“blah, blah, blah, backstory stuff,” is all he can hear from atsumu’s mouth as he watches you nod along. you’re a childhood friend of the setter, or a cousin, or something like that. you came to team dinner because you’ve just moved to the area and you’re relying on atsumu to introduce you to people who will show you around.
iwaizumi wants to show you around, alright.
your eyes are lively, your lips pressed together as you try not to laugh at whatever bullshit is coming out of atsumu’s mouth. iwaizumi’s jaw goes slack as you nod along and your earrings jingle, exposed by your short hair and emphasizing your long neck. your jewelry is all coordinated, from your multiple piercings to the necklace resting on your exposed collarbone.
“-waizumi,” someone is saying. “iwaizumi-san!”
oh, shit. everyone’s looking at him.
“…huh,” he grunts articulately, training his eyes on his plate.
“i was saying,” atsumu says, a glint in his eyes that iwaizumi does not like at all. “you know some good hiking spots in the area, yeah? places where you can be in nature in the city?”
“uh,” iwaizumi says. “yeah. why?”
“oh,” you cut in before atsumu says something horrible and weird—iwaizumi’s developed a sixth sense for when he’s about to do that— “i was curious. i’m not used to such urban areas, so maybe you could take me to some of your favorites?”
“course,” he agrees before he processes anything you’ve said. “whenever you want.”
you beam at him, pretty lips splitting into a wide white smile, and he completely loses track of whoever is snickering in the background.
“you’re so kind, iwaizumi-san,” you tap a finger on your nose. your nails are shiny, long and sharp. he can almost feel them on his skin. if he blushes any harder he’s going to get a nosebleed. “not at all like atsu said.”
iwaizumi swivels his head to stare at the setter, suddenly laser-focused. atsumu laughs, looking panicked.
“i only said good things, all good things! like you’re really strong, and cool, and good with baby animals…” he trails off. “right?”
“next practice,” iwaizumi promises, “you’re gonna do dolphin drills until you die.”
living with jaehyun must be wild like imagine it's 4 am and you're trying to sleep and this mf is blasting chammak challo
DESCRIPTION: in which they are struggling to be accommodating boyfriends for you during that time of the month.
TYPE OF WORK: headcanons.
GENRE: fluff, humour/crack.
PAIRING: enhypen x afab!fem!reader. (separate per member!)
WORD COUNT: 2.9k+ words.
KEYWORDS: (F/S) = Favorite Snack.
WARNINGS: chaotic fluff, mentions and jokes about periods and cramps, talks about stomach rubs, uses of the word ‘uterus’, one mention of sunghoon’s little sister (yeji!), one mention of bubble teas, jay being a smartie pants for one second (/j).
DISCLAIMER: these are only depictions of how i think enhypen would act. although i tried to make it as accurate as i can (in which i think i already failed), this may not be how they act in real life! please do not let this work influence your view on the boys negatively.
AUTHOR’S NOTE: jdsjjdjs guys, elly is back with the trashy and messy headcanons! i hope this silly work can help make you smile or laugh even just a little 🥺 thank you for reading as always, MWAH <3
[ HEESEUNG !! ]
— the chill and 'kinda normal, i guess’ one.
initially gets a little confused when you have mood swings and cravings. since sometimes, you can go from :D to :(
and it makes heeseung himself go from :] to “baby is something wrong :(”
looks like the type who lowkey acts as if saying the word 'period’ out loud will get him jumped or something. (HEESEUNG PLEASE 😭)
“hey, (Y/N). are you… uh… um, what do you call it?”
“a period, hee, we call it a period.”
“a period, yeah, i know what that is. wait what, a period?”
momentarily questions the word itself. a period… that’s a nice choice of word, anyways—.
“it’s ok, i got you, (Y/N) 👌”
will give you stomach rubs if you ask but keeps slipping out a laugh every two minutes while doing it.
if you deadpan at him (because how dare he laughs when you’re suffering 😔 /j), he will playfully say “ok ok i’ll be serious this time” and go back to giving you stomach rubs.
but the grin on his face doesn’t disappear at all, it’s obvious he finds the concept of giving stomach rubs a little amusing.
invites you to play games with him more often to relieve the pain, so no one is allowed to use the consoles for the day!
it’s the heeseung and y/n couple privilege ☝️‼️
but overall, heeseung just puts a lot of effort into inviting you to do things with him so you feel better.
which includes asking you to play games together, go on a relaxing walk, get some warm drinks or maybe even bake together! anything, literally just anything for you.
i feel like he will take pictures of you too when you two spend time together. his line of thought is just “taking care of my baby because she’s not feeling well :(”
and you look so happy, he just wants to keep those pictures of you smiling in his gallery! just a soft bambi taking care of his significant other <3
if you ask him to buy pads, though… cough, coUGH, COUGH, CHOKES.
heeseung: “uhh, how do i do that…”
you: “you go to the aisle? and pick my usual brand?? and go to the counter???”
sounds easier than done, according to lee heeseung himself.
but he gets used to it as time goes, definitely the type to rush out of the aisle as fast as his feet could take him though 😟
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