Random Blue Lock Head Cannons

random blue lock head cannons

karasu fucking loves lemonade mouth

nanase ex braces haver i will not elaborate

niko has a 7 step skin care routine that was confiscated when he went into blue lock

"why? .... how is SPF50 gonna help me cheat at football?"

niko is also an L (death note) kinnie lbfr

otoya has the worst attention span ever

bachira is absolute balls at typing and doesnt use auto correct

bachira: wh3re are yiu gytd rin: What? isagi: Cafeteria rin: How the fuck did you read that?

barou had a part time at a flower shop

oliver is a "where my hug at?" guy

shidou one of those ppl that didnt tie their shoes

aryu worked at a hair salon at the front desk and only worked cause of the discounts and compliments he would get

rin was an axe body spray guy

gagamaru is a twice stan, his bias is tzuyu and he keeps her pc on his sports bag as a good luck charm

that being said aryu is also a kpop stan but he has an encyclopedic knowledge of every girl group ever while gagamaru can barley remember twices birthdays

"did you hear whats happening with loona? i cant believe blockbeery tried slandering her after like 7 years its not stylish whatsoever" "tzuyu posted on instagram" "...im so happy for you"

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3 years ago
Hide Your Hearts People Or It Will Be Stolen 
Hide Your Hearts People Or It Will Be Stolen 
Hide Your Hearts People Or It Will Be Stolen 
Hide Your Hearts People Or It Will Be Stolen 

hide your hearts people or it will be stolen 


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3 years ago

Seven years ago Mun may have become an orphan, but this kid managed to not only have one set of parents in his childhood besties but he’s also gained another set of parents in Mo Tak and Mae Ok. Not even accounting for his two grandparents and then another sugar daddy grandpa Jang Mool. Plus an older sibling figure in Ha Na… 

Basically Mun may have lost his parents but he essentially got himself a new [found] family that loves him and are willing to go to bat for him and I really love that about this show!

3 years ago
BEOMGYU ✰ ELLE KOREA FEBRUARY 2022
BEOMGYU ✰ ELLE KOREA FEBRUARY 2022
BEOMGYU ✰ ELLE KOREA FEBRUARY 2022
BEOMGYU ✰ ELLE KOREA FEBRUARY 2022

BEOMGYU ✰ ELLE KOREA FEBRUARY 2022


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3 years ago

scored! : l.c

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word count | 12.4k (SORRY idk why i do this to myself either)

pairing | lee chan (svt) x female reader

warning(s) / includes | swearing, mentions of drinking and alcohol, food mentions (lmk if i missed anything!!)

genre | fluff, humour, university au, enemies-to-lovers au

notes | uh i don’t really know how game season works bc it’s not really a thing in unis here (?) so ;-; please forgive me for any (inevitable) inaccuracies hghhghe also this is my first time making a moving banner so shhh just ignore how bad it is gwhsha

summary: lee chan should really stop winning so many games for your university, because as the resident writer for the sports column of the student newsletter, you’re starting to get really sick of having to cross paths with him all the time.

a/n: happy birthday to my boyfriend (/j) chan who’s also a rat (derogatory) bc he never pays rent for living in my head 🙄💗 also just thought everyone should see this clip that kinda inspired this whole fic okay bye—

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WEEK NINE.

You love writing for your university’s student newsletter, you really do; you just hate the person you have to write about.

“Stupid Lee Chan and his stupid wins,” you grumble, stomping across the football field with your notebook grasped tightly in your hold. Seungkwan kindly got you one with a hard cover for the new school year, because he will never forget that particular afternoon last year when you stormed into Wonwoo’s office and slammed down a crumpled sheet of recycled paper onto his hardwood desk, with LEE CHAN’S STUPID INTERVIEW #4 messily scrawled across the top of the page.

Something about the look on your face that day told Seungkwan you didn’t particularly care if Chan saw the title, written in all caps with a black marker. Hell, you probably wanted him to see.

Thus entered the hard-cover notebook so no other innocent sheet of paper would have to meet its unfortunate demise at the hands of your never-ending feud with the star player.

“Well,” Mingyu begins, easily catching up to you thanks to his long legs, “they don’t call him the ace of the team for no reason, you gotta admit that those goals he scored at the game were pretty awesome. Redstone U stood no chance.”

You hate everything about the soccer field; the dirt that gets trapped between the grooves of your soles, the occasional rogue ball that comes whipping at your head at light speed, the jock who’s currently waiting for you at the bleachers…

“Yeah, he’s a good player, I guess. But I think he let all the attention get to his head.” You lift your free hand to shield your face from the late afternoon sun, beads of sweat already forming along your hairline. Damn you for always forgetting to apply sunscreen before heading to the field, Minghao will have your head when he finds out. “Every time he poses for you while you take his photos, I just want to throw up.”

“I don’t know, Y/N,” Mingyu singsongs, “people don’t throw themselves at him for no reason either. Plus, I think that blonde hair he has going on right now suits him really well.”

Your lips purse together as you swallow down a bitter remark about how you absolutely do not find Lee Chan attractive, especially not with the new hair colour he got done over the summer. Who cares that a compliment from Kim Mingyu, most-eligible-bachelor-on-campus extraordinaire, means you’re undeniably hot with a capital ‘H’ and the trademark symbol? Certainly not you.

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2 years ago

“i thought we liked each other you kept giving me these signals”

the signals in question:

“i Thought We Liked Each Other You Kept Giving Me These Signals”
“i Thought We Liked Each Other You Kept Giving Me These Signals”
“i Thought We Liked Each Other You Kept Giving Me These Signals”
“i Thought We Liked Each Other You Kept Giving Me These Signals”

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3 years ago
This

This


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3 years ago

FL spotlight: Penelope Eckhart

FL Spotlight: Penelope Eckhart
FL Spotlight: Penelope Eckhart
FL Spotlight: Penelope Eckhart
FL Spotlight: Penelope Eckhart
FL Spotlight: Penelope Eckhart
FL Spotlight: Penelope Eckhart
FL Spotlight: Penelope Eckhart
FL Spotlight: Penelope Eckhart
FL Spotlight: Penelope Eckhart

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2 years ago

in my typical nerd fasion, i graphed isagi

In My Typical Nerd Fasion, I Graphed Isagi

this took 120 functions, mostly parabolas with the occasional funky one thrown in there (eg a tangent or absolute value)


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3 years ago
JENNIE At The Jentle Garden Pop-Up Store In Seoul ♡
JENNIE At The Jentle Garden Pop-Up Store In Seoul ♡
JENNIE At The Jentle Garden Pop-Up Store In Seoul ♡
JENNIE At The Jentle Garden Pop-Up Store In Seoul ♡

JENNIE at the Jentle Garden Pop-Up store in Seoul ♡


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