Latest Posts by babeilovebatmanmorethanyou - Page 2

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

AFFIRMATIONS

There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right

Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time

I can do fine motor activities

I can locate a port and plug in a cable

I can plug my phone in on the first try

I can plug my phone in while sober

BBC Sherlock does not exist

I can do hard things

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

angels are watching over you or something

I am back at it again—

autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

me trying not to let the shit break me

did this in 2022 but i figured i post it since i didn’t before.

(it’s kinda bad but pls ignore)

remade

how are you people alive.

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

sorry i didn’t answer your message im consumed by a grief that never leaves me and everything feels pointless and agonizing, i have nothing funny or uplifting to say and have spent my days sitting in a dark room grappling with a deep seated emptiness i cannot explain or fill, i hope you’re doing well though talk soon

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

*Brucie Wayne on a tangent during an interview*: .... without dick there's very little to live for yk.

Interviewer: ....you mean your son?

Bruce : ........sure

jayce stinks

don’t even get me started on clones-

oh actually, please do. first and foremost, Rex. the amount of love and appreciation i have for this man is unmatchable

I think we could all just get along except for the people who really don’t wanna get along with everybody. we shouldn’t have to get along with them. That being said if they have a change of heart and wanna get along with everybody i would have no problem getting along with them. Unless they killed somebody or did something really bad to people they didn’t want to get along with. And this is a winning message that will resonate with voters i think