I am begging the gravity falls fandom to realize that someone can be both fat and malnourished. I swear to god like two thirds of hurt/comfort fics that take place in the 80's describe mullet!stan as underweight, sometimes to the point where his ribs are visible and just. are we looking at the same guy????
bro spends all his time in his car and probably lives off gas station twinkies and slim jims. he's a chubby guy who's deficient in every vitamin
Silly piggies :)
Y’all, I’m dressing up as Ford to get stuff done, and how the fuck does he do it???
IN SUMMER ESPECIALLY!!!
It’s not even summer yet and I am DYING in this outfit.
I know Gravity Falls has truly infected my brain because I was doing engine work on a boat this morning and all I could think was “Stanley Pines would be great at this.”
Stanley that’s as smart as his brother just hates the classroom.
Stanley with an ironclad memory.
Stanley who not just doesn't mind getting his hands dirty, but loves it.
Stanley who loves the water.
Stanley who, at fifty or fifty-five or sixty, becomes That Guy Who Knows Everything. RPMs jumping? Engine smoking? Making a clunking, misfiring noise? Yeah, he heard that same noise back in '82, put the spark plug covers back in wrong, everyone makes that mistake at least once. Whether you need a screwdriver or a beer or life advice, he's got your back, even if he teases you for a while.
Stanley is good at what he puts his mind to, he just wasn't allowed to try in the ways he wanted as a child.
"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.
PLEASE DOES SNYONE KNOW THE NAME OF A GRAVITY FALLS FANFIC
IT HAD STAN AND FORD AND STANLEY WAS IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL AND LIKE REALLY NUMB OR SOMETHING AND WOULD FIGHT THE OTHER PATIENTS AND FORD TOOK STAN HOME IDC IF ITS REALLY OUT OF CHARACTER I LOVED IT AND I CANT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS CALLED
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your age regressed Stan has interested me, would you be willing to do more?
very well <3