Azeywashere - A Z E Y !

thinking about what mabel and ford have in common <3 sweaters, diaries, and bad breakups.

Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores

It goes like this…..

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My car: *low gas light on*

Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow

Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying

Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.

****LATER THIS EVENING:****

My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*

Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea

Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever

Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is

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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.

But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?

St John of God sister checking blood smear, Derby Leprosarium, 1948

Soap:"I was reading through Gaz's diary and ended up reading the shahada and now he is making me go to a mosque with him."

Gaz:"you're Muslim now I don't make the rules."

Soap:"I'm Catholic!"

Gaz:

Gaz:"this is the only way my mom will let me marry you so come on."

Soap, grabbing his jacket:"Mashallah!"

Click for Gaza

I love my new playlist

JOHN “SOAP” MACTAVISH SKINS | MODERN WARFARE II & III

THAT'S THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN DAYS

worm!john....

dialogue from mailbag #5 (abridged)

DO IT COWARD

what if i… wrote an office romance one shot with sigchuu.. what if…

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroine-chic machine messiah Czech hunter twink boyfriend