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JOHN “SOAP” MACTAVISH SKINS | MODERN WARFARE II & III

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

not to be annoying but i don't see like any aseuxal/aro rep in most pride month posts so remember to pour one out for the homies

trust me guys

When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroine-chic machine messiah Czech hunter twink boyfriend

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Soap:"I was reading through Gaz's diary and ended up reading the shahada and now he is making me go to a mosque with him."

Gaz:"you're Muslim now I don't make the rules."

Soap:"I'm Catholic!"

Gaz:

Gaz:"this is the only way my mom will let me marry you so come on."

Soap, grabbing his jacket:"Mashallah!"

Click for Gaza

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

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Coffeeshop AU

alerudy backstory

I always find it hilarious when more recent adaptations of Sherlock Holmes makes Holmes the dreamy heartthrob/attractive one (not that he’s not a total catch) because my dudes, Watson is right there. He is literally like a Victorian wet dream, he is everything that classic Victorian period would find appealing- adventurous, fought for his country, learned, has groomed facial hair (legit that was like the equivalent of being 6’ tall today), polite. He’s got just enough “melancholy” (depression) and rakishness (gambling) to still be a gentleman but like a bad boy gentleman. A real Romantic (both romance how we think of it today and like Romanticism) archetype. If anyone is the heartthrob here, it is Watson.