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Coffeeshop AU

alerudy backstory

CAPTAIN PRICE SKINS | MODERN WARFARE II & III

[ID: Two panels from the BSD manga. The first shows Fyodor, clear eyed with an open expression, asking "What year is it?". The second shows Dazai looking down at "Fyodor's" corpse, saying "Then who the hell is this?" End ID.]

You guys. You GUYS. I feel so vindicated - it was significant!

And also I'm bringing this potential reference back because I forgot about it until right now.

[ID: Part of a white book cover. The author is Dostoevsky. The title is The Double. End ID.]

"Constantly rebuffed from the social circles he aspires to frequent, the timid clerk Golyadkin is confronted by the sudden appearance of his double, a more brazen, confident and socially successful version of himself, who abuses and victimizes the original. As he is increasingly persecuted, Golyadkin finds his social, romantic and professional life unravelling, in a spiral that leads to a catastrophic denouement."

"One critic wrote that The Double's main idea is that "the human will in its search for total freedom of expression becomes a self-destructive impulse"."

[ID: A screenshot of a paragraph from The Double's wikipedia page. The sections of note are highlighted: "The Double is the most Gogolesque of Dostoevsky's works", "a parody of "The Overcoat"", "Dostoevsky alters and wholly repeats Gogol's phrases". End ID.]

...Nikolai, I'm so sorry buddy, but I think you're screwed.

CONTENT CREATOR ARCANE AU INTRODUCTIONS ⭐

finally put together this handy dandy info sheet for your ease of access!

Jayce a.k.a. ManOfProgress (benevolently referred to as MOP by his fans) — 31 years old, he/him, bisexual trans man, Mexican-Brazilian — Started content creation in 2020 as a hobby to battle the pandemic boredom but blew up and decided to make it his full-time gig — Streams games and goofballery on Twitch [623k followers] and posts & streams more personal and unrelated content on YouTube [102k subscribers] — Found Viktor’s channel ~6 months before they started talking and feels very comforted by his voice; sleeps to his videos every night and puts one on whenever he’s anxious or angry — Got into a bad car accident as a child that was fatal to his father and left him with chronic pain on his left leg; now wears a knee brace and a calf compress periodically

Viktor a.k.a. TheMachineHerald — 32 years old, he/him, gay trans man, Czech-Polish — Was unable to leave the house during the peak of the pandemic and found joy and inspiration from Jayce’s content, and chose to start dabbling in content creation in 2022 — Creates very technically advanced and meticulously crafted ASMR videos; usually fully focuses on the mechanical sounds and tech aesthetic but lately has been brancing out more [12,3k subscribers before he gets in kahoots with Jayce] — Started showing his face only around the time when Jayce started watching him and is a bit irritated over the boost in popularity it granted him — Has many health problems, including scoliosis and rheumatoid arthritis (which has caused lung scarring and severe cartilage damage to his right leg and spine from when he was younger and could not access the necessary care to get the inflammation in control)

Mel a.k.a. Melicious (to this day her fans argue whether this is a reference to delicious or malicious) — 33 years old, she/her, bisexual; Jayce’s ex-girlfriend, African-American w/ Algerian roots — Was with Jayce during her time in Piltover but they made the mutual decision to part ways when she was accepted into an art school in London; are still close friends — Made very high-quality weekly diary-style vlogs, often related to art [837k subscribers]. Went on a semi-hiatus after moving but is active on other social medias like Instagram [1,4 million followers]

Jinx a.k.a. GETJINXED — 19 years old, she/they, agender aroace; in a queerplatonic relationship with Ekko, American — Gained popularity on TikTok and later on Twitch when people realized she’s the sister Vi is always complaining about; has no niche and does literally anything she wants to do that day, which usually has to do with either art or engineering [166k followers on Twitch, 850k on TikTok] — Working on an independent music career on the side with their debut single Get Jinxed going viral on TikTok — Lost her finger ON STREAM when working on an art installation, the clip has millions of views

Ekko a.k.a. The_Boy_Savior — 20 years old, he/any, probably nonbinary but he has a job so he doesn’t care abt that rn, bi & asexual; in a queerplatonic relationship with Jinx, African-American — Creates well-researched and thought-provoking video essays about worldwide issues, especially dedicated to the health of the planet and its people [317k subscribers] — Surprised everyone by appearing in one of Jinx’s tiktoks because nobody knew they knew each other let alone that they were in a QPR — Frequently holds fundraisers and has done a lot of good for his community

Caitlyn a.k.a. KillshotKiramman — 23 years old, she/her, lesbian; Vi’s girlfriend and Jayce’s best friend, Chinese-British — Makes videos about weapons (mostly guns and shooting) [176k subscribers] and plays games on her Twitch [29k followers] — Moderates Jayce and Vi’s streams, and completely destroys both of them at FPS games — Had a gun misfiring accident which left her blind in her left eye

Violet a.k.a. vistandsforvideogames — 24 years old, any pronouns, gender-apathetic (call her whatever you like) lesbian; Caitlyn’s partner, American — Gamer on Twitch, but also shares about her side job as a boxer [212k followers] — Sometimes mods for Jayce but mainly just shows up to kick his ass in Mortal Kombat and exude chaotic energy

Alright so um, I'm not a Christian. But I found this questions actually beautiful(since you spoke really openly. believe me not many people are able to ask questions like this) and wanted to answer some of them according to my belief, Islam. (and if you are not interested feel free to pass xo) Since the main reason I'm a muslim is our afterlife belief.

Let's start with 'what is heaven, actually'

It's an empty place. Like, an actual empty place that has no mass or volume. Both heaven and hell is. We, the people will be the ones filling it.

I know it sounds a little unreal but bear with me, I'm going to try to explain it with my broken english.

Our actions will be the ones filling the place. As an example, our common belief is everytime you remember and say God's name there will be a brick from pure gold on your house in there. Of course it's a metephor for the endless wealth you can get in Heaven. I personally wouldn't like my house pure gold. But imagine what can you get as an alternative of a brick from pure gold. And by brick by brick, you'll be the one who built your own eternal space.

I personally find this more beautiful than the common 'perfect garden' belief. People come in so many different shapes. We all have different desires, goals, likes in life and we will have them in afterlife as well. So the thought of I will be the one who create my own space is wonderful for me tbh.

"Is it unchanging?" No, it changes with every little want you have. You got bored from cyberpunk aesthetic and want a dark academia place like Hogwarts? You will probably get it. Though of course, if your actions in actual world is not enough for that, you will probably get an alternative of it. There's so many different kind of beliefs about it. And as a rather ignorant Muslim who haven't read so many things yet, my personal thought is you'll get what you deserve, and you will be satisfied with it.

"What about angels?" I personally haven't seen so many things about the angels place in Heaven. I just know that they will be there to serve us, sorry :(

"Will we get to see the big holy G??" Well, first of all our God's name is Allah. And no, not everyone will get to see Allah(I refuse using masculine pronouns to refer to a God since we believe it has no common thing with us humans, including gender. Bear with me)

We have holy figures as well. They are Allah, prophets(from Adam to Muhammad(sas)), and some of the angels. Not everyone will get to see them, you have to earn it. Some will have the opportunity to just get a glimpse, some will even get to talk etc. I don't know so many things about this topic either. Just wanted to say not everyone will be get to.

"How in the world so many people will be able to live in a same place?" So um, I know it will be hard to explain but Heaven won't be a place like a country or even a planet. It won't have boundaries, it wont have a government, hell it won't even have rules according to some. So population wont be a problem.

"What will we do, just chill?" I mean if you want?? There's no such a thing as 'we will do this in Heaven' either. Just, whatever you desire(if you have earned it).

"Could you get kicked out?" There will be no such a thing as 'wrong thing to do' in afterlife. Like, just no. I don't know if we wont be able to think about bad things or the bad things wont get consider as 'bad' things anymore. But well, I heard that Heaven will be a place that has no pain or death in it.

"Could you even interact with anything on earth?" I dont have the exact answer to that but just wanted to say that our common belief is the things we like on earth is just a mere shadow of the ones on Heaven.

"Can you be aware of anything going on Earth?" The simple answer is No. More complicated one is there wont be anyone in Heaven or Hell till the last Human on Earth die. So there won't be anything going on Earth.

Amyway uh, as I said I'm an ignorant person in most topics so my answers maybe wrong or unnecessarily detailed. I just want to add that, we don't have so many strict answers to our questions about afterlife. We just have our own thoughts and believes along with sentences from Holly Books or quotes from prophets. Don't let them fool you thinking there are only two options, Garden of Endless Wealth and Joy and Fire™. Life in here is already complicated, we can't think afterlife won't be.

The concept of heaven makes me have so many questions:

First of all, what is it actually? I've heard many speak of a garden, Christians often say "the kingdom of God", which makes it sound like a human state.

Is it unchanging? Or is it bound to the progression of mankind and our changing views of what a good forever would look like? Does God remodel it with us in mind? Or do we have to take whatever he builds for us?

Angels man, are they like robots or npcs? Or are they like government employees?

God himself, does he do anything particular? Could you just go into his throne room and have a chat with him? Have dinner with him? Play chess with him? Or is he some absent ruler you hear about but never see?

What would the big G even look like? Alot of art represents him like a bearded old man. I've heard on several times that he says he's pure love, so could he manifest as the person you loved the most in life? Does he just have an incomprehensible form? Like a blinding ball of light with a disembodied voice?

Also, the mortal souls themselves, alot of humans have died already, so assuming if atleast half of us go to heaven, that would make for several billion citizens of heaven.

Human nature means there would be thousands of spoken languages and several versions of each language (due to time) spoken in heaven simultaneously.

What do the souls do once here? Do they chill, do what they find pleasurable for eternity? Like, could you find Beethoven chilling while composing his 100th symphony?

Also on souls, would people with disabilities be "cured" of them, since this is a place with no pain or discomfort right? Would you have no more depression or other mental illnesses? If you lost a limb in life would you get it back?

Could you get kicked out? Or is your stay only determined by your actions in mortal life?

Since morality has also changed a lot would there be friction between new souls and old souls?

Can you even interact with anything made on earth? Like, can you have ice cream or read a shakesperian play?

Could you be aware of anything going on on Earth? Or once you arrive, are you cut off forever?

So many questions man, Christians feel free to comment, if you don't feel like this is heresy of course.

You can always tell which dead person a historian wants to fuck

only str8 couple allowed!!

The Sherlock Holmes books collection aren't about Holmes solving a mystery, 're basically about Watson describing how amazing Sherlock Holmes is solving a mystery. It's for those who like Sherlock's, and Watson's, personality and way of acting. The 'mysteries' are just a fun bonus.

That's 'why' every reader I know who is a mystery fan in itself says don't like Doyle books. Trying to read the Sherlock Holmes collection just for the mystery, without really liking Holmes and Watson, is like going to a dinner and only eating the starter appetizers because you don't like the main course.

This is why in adaptations, based on the mysterious plots of the books faithfully or a totally new creation of a mystery, the essential thing is it has Sherlock Holmes and John Watson (the mystery is always in the background, in relation to them).

It also wouldn't be best if it were just Sherlock Holmes, in part we only admire Holmes because we see him through the eyes of John Watson. And if it were just John Watson it wouldn't be best either, because it's his dedication to Holmes (and his intelligence in solving mysteries, by extension) that makes Watson such an incredible partner. Holmes' idea that, if he is the light, Watson is his conductor, is very right.

Doyle didn't know that Sherlock Holmes would become his Magnus Opus, he didn't even want it, he felt that writing about Holmes took up his time and prevented him from trying new literary styles, but in the end he had to give in and resurrect Sherlock Holmes, and do it with that he and his faithful partner live together again on Baker Street (removing Watson's wife from the plot because she was inconvenient to the purpose), because that was what the public wanted and that was what made him money.

Sherlock Holmes is proof that a character/a literary work can surpass and become greater than the author who created it. Once the author publishes, it (his work, plot and characters) also lives in the imagination of fans and admirers, and that is a path of no return. Regardless of whether or not the author likes the direction it will take and how fans and the general public 'll deal with it.

Doyle is not a renowned mystery author, he is an author renowned for having created the very intelligent and eccentric detective Sherlock Holmes and his chronicler and faithful partner John Watson.

The central point is, and always has been, the dynamic duo that Sherlock Holmes and John Watson form together.

yes its this post your honor, this post made me very upset with shoving my trueself to my face

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this