more geto with piercings
crying for my nagi
SOMEONE NEEDS TO BOMB EGO
what bllk boys do when you ask them to cut/peel fruit.
⟢ including ... isagi yoichi, barou shoei, reo mikage, itoshi rin
⟢ notes ... fluff, mentions of knives, mentions of food, picky-ish reader (barou)
ISAGI YOICHI
makes it his life mission to make sure he does it as perfectly as he can.
he takes three minutes to cut his first slice. then, he spends decades trying to eyeball around the same size, and it ends up being so off.
overthinks it so much. he'll be cutting an apple into slices, and one of them comes out as a square. why? he thought you'd rather have bite sized pieces, and this one was "too big".
you can tell he's beating himself up in his head about it because he can't even look you in the eyes when he serves it to you.
please reassure him cutting fruits is not that serious </3
BAROU SHOEI
you don't have to ask, he's forcing you to eat them.
at least once a day he scolds you about your poor eating habits. you want something sweet? well, he'll give you something sweet. fruit.
if you're particularly reluctant, he'll cut things up in the most extravagant ways possible. even just one grape is too pretty to eat because how did he even make it rose shaped with such a massive knife?
he gives up.
when he serves you fruit, the slices are perfect. no blemishes, no odd cuts, all even sizes, picture perfect. you don't even need to inspect each slice because they're just that perfect.
REO MIKAGE
is already cutting fruit for you before you even ask.
it's almost instinct whenever the two of you end up having a conversation in the kitchen. he doesn't stop talking, just preparing a bowl of mixed fruits with all of your favourites at the same time. he's probably got his house stocked up with everything that you like.
if he knows you're eyeing a piece of fruit because you can't wait, he doesn't hesitate to hold up a chunk that he just cut, feeding it to you.
if you don't want it, he'll make you take it anyway. not only is it healthy and refreshing, but also hydrating; you need to eat some.
ITOSHI RIN
always gives you a funny look when you ask.
like he'll do it, but why him?
is suspiciously good at peeling oranges. he could be ripping the thing apart and it'll come out smooth with no piths sticking to it. that's true skill.
if he really wanted to, he could squeeze one with his bare hands and make juice. (copied from sae) he did it once in summer because you were dying for some "nice, fresh orange juice", and your eyes were basically begging him to do the thing.
honestly he'd rather just give you a bowl of small berries and grapes instead of going through the process of cutting fruit.
saw a great tweet earlier and had to redraw
https://x.com/kamsspice/status/1782135475622265270?s=46&t=ROWnmMctY73xk0hPbwGs8g
@dearru you and shoyo coming to babysit me and samus kid core bc atsumu can do shit
osamu raised a brow. stared. sucked in a breath. then scowled at the thing crawling to him. shook his head and said, "i wanna blood test."
"what?" you gasp, coming out of the bedroom and joining your husband in the living room.
"ya heard me. i mean, just look at him!" osamu picks it up and turns the baby towards you. "looks nothing like me."
"babe-"
"he looks like atsumu. don' look nothing like me is all 'm saying. ain't that suspicious?"
you can't help but playfully role your eyes. "'samu, he's our child." you say, pausing to look at the one year old child in your husband's arm before saying, "we planned this remember? you and me and no one else."
osamu hums and turns his baby boy back to face him, who stares back at him with those big eyes, and the restaurant owner has to try so hard not to break face. "still. been noticing how much he's been looking more like tsumu than me. i mean, can you really believe he looks like him?"
osamu jerks his head towards his twin, who's in the kitchen.
atsumu catches his brother's eyes and smiles at him, completely oblivious to the conversation. osamu feigns a quick smile back before returning his attention to you, who is now standing next to him.
"you didn't sleep with him did you?"
"of course not." you look at atsumu too, the both of you watching as he struggles to prepare a simple snack for your son. "you really think i'd sleep with him? he wasn't even first on the list for being the godfather."
osamu raised a brow at you and sets his child down and watches him crawl towards you. "says the one who wanted sakusa to be."
"i... well-" you stutter out. "well i thought he'd be a good one... at the time."
he laughs as he pulls you in for a side hug, kissing the crown of your head. you both silently watch atsumu again as he moves mindlessly around the kitchen frantically. "why did we agree for him to babysit tonight?"
you elbow your lover. "because he offered to so that we can go out tonight. and," you add quickly, "because he hasn't seen our son since the league started; i think it'd be great bonding time now that the season is over."
"trust me, the only thing he's good at is volleyball and that's it. his brain doesn't have the capacity for anything else."
"i heard that!" atsumu yells from the kitchen, accidentally spilling some of the snacks all over the floor. upon hearing the noise, your son eagerly starts making his way there.
osamu rolls his eyes. "yea yea." your husband sends you a look and you're already making your way to your phone.
"already on it," you peck his cheek before getting your phone to find hinata's number in the contacts.
"so glad we chose him as the godfather," your husband grumbles under his breath, following his son's excited babbles into the kitchen.
hi imy ily i give u my entire immune system
hi cid this was so sweet to wake up to ilysm
can i drop my japanese-latino sakusa hc… do u guys see my vision… pls say yes
this is platonic sugris
besides mine and sugas romantic relationships our platonic one is just pure bliss
@solvisun
I think this is cute
It all started with a ring. A simple, band of silver wrapped around Tsukishima’s left ring finger. It wasn’t flashy but it looked particularly new.
His coworkers, Kento and Ran, at Sendai City Museum noticed it immediately, especially when he had to take it off to clean pieces or when he needed to wash his hands.
“Did you see it?” one whispered, leaning against the coffee machine.
“Of course I saw it. How could I not?” another one murmured back, eyes moving towards the tall figure of Tsukishima, who was typing something on his computer.
None of them dared to ask. They all knew Tsukishima well enough to understand prying would get them nowhere.
Why was he wearing a ring? He never wore jewelry, so that initial theory was quickly debunked. Family heirloom? Could be, but still, it looked pretty new and he wouldn’t wear it. Then of course, the most obvious: marriage.
But, to who? Not even one of his workmates knew that he was in a relationship!
Their best bet was to observe him in his natural habitat— the museum. Maybe they could catch a glimpse of his lock screen or some text message received from a significant other. But nothing.
Until a group of students came to visit the fossils exhibit. Tsukishima was always the one who prepared and guided the students around the exhibit and gift shop, but today, he was accompanied by his two coworkers, as new fossils had been added.
“And there is the gift shop. We offer replicas of the fossils and several other objects that you may find interesting.” Tsukishima tells the children and their respective teachers. “We have a more specific area with educational resources for class.”
“Thank you so much, Tsukishima-san.” One of the teachers bows, showing him her respect and gratitude. “We’ll have a look.”
Tsukishima’s gaze lingers on something else for a moment and one of his coworkers notices the direction is going to.
“It’s no problem. If you excuse me, I need to grab something.”
The teachers nod and Tsukishima leaves their side, walking towards the front desk of the gift shop. Kento swats Ran’s arm.
“Look!”
“Kei, you forgot your lunch again.”
Their eyes looked at the shopkeeper, the lovely, bubbly (Y/N).
She stood behind the counter, holding a neatly wrapped bento with a look of fondness. The taller man sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose.
“I didn’t forget it… Just to lazy to carry it…”
“Aha, of course…” (Y/N) rolled her eyes, stepping out from behind the counter, leaving the bento behind for a few seconds. Without any doubt nor hesitation, she reached up to fix Tsukishima’s sweater and lanyard. It looked like she had just done that for years—her touch almost familiar.
“You’re impossible,” she muttered, a smile playing on her lips as she tapped a finger against his chest. A finger wearing an almost similar ring to Tsukishima’s, adorned with a small diamond.
Kento and Ran barely held back their gasps.
This was it. This was her. The mystery wife, the lovely (Y/N) that hang out with them, went to karaoke and went out for drinks on Fridays. How long had they been together? How on Earth did they not notice?
Hiding behind a postcard display, they started murmuring about possible timelines, shivers running throughout their bodies at the haze of Tsukishima’s golden eyes flicking in their direction.
“I can hear you, you know?”
Kento and Ran scattered instantly, but not before hearing (Y/N)’s laughter and noticing the playful little smile on Tsukishima’s face.