Many, Many Individual Reports Are Coming In Of How Violent This Night Has Been.

TOODLES

MY NEW FANDOM 😅😅😅😅 I hate this child

What an autistic person says: "How long is it going to take?"

What they mean: "I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation."

What neurotypical people hear: "I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it."

I am not much of a talker (scared reasons) however i must say that I am so ready for that update my 30k ichor is waiting oh so patiently for those beasts

I am literally so prepared it’s not even funny , I am quite excited

(SLAPS HAND OVER MY MOUTH

I haven't even thought of designs for the Toons themselves.. 💔

Okay Dandys World Community it’s been long enough

Where are the hypothetical designs for the Toons parents. Cmon I know one of you has had the idea.

okay sorry for the long submission but i wanna yap

hc that toons with glass or glass-adjacent body features (so primarily Glisten, Rodger, and Finn) are prone to literal stress fractures; in this case, the cracks don't cause any actual damage to them and are merely a physical indicator of serious stress

Teagan, Gigi, and Bobette may also be liable to stress fracturing, being that:

- Teagan seems to be a ceramic teacup

- i think that Gigi's head-capsule is made of plastic, not glass, hence why it's less transparent than Rodger's face

- Bobette may be made of glass or some other similarly fragile material

but this just means they're less likely to get them

i feel like Finn doesn't get them often because he's a usually chill guy (and he's also reinforced glass, being a fishbowl), but he's also entirely made of glass, so they can form literally anywhere on his body

Glisten absolutely hates it when he gets stress fractures because it's a display of imperfection-- he's not supposed to be stressed out to the point of cracking, and they totally ruin his look and make everybody concerned about him and he doesn't need the other Toons worrying about him because he's fine, nothing's wrong, he is perfectly fucking okay no matter that the stupid cracks in his face suggest otherwise (he needs therapy)

Rodger... doesn't sleep enough. and also drinks too much coffee. and also has an 8 year old daughter. so that should be self-explanatory

here's some other psychosomatic responses for Toons i thought of!!!

- All toons become duller in color when depressed or sick, and especially so when they have ichor poisoning (an excess of corrupted ichor in their system but not enough to cause twisting)

- Boxten's music becomes offkey when he's seriously stressed out (more than just his usual anxiety)

- Brightney's light starts flickering more often when she's anxious or very annoyed

- Looey deflates a little and his ears and tail droop when sad/depressed

- Goob and Rudie shed a lot when they're stressed

- Shelly gets cracks in her shell, similar to stress fractures but with far, FAR less occurrence-- she has to be in distress for days for them to appear

- Sprout's leaves and Dandy's petals wilt when they're sad/depressed

- Vee tends to overheat and get all staticky when irritated or severely stressed out, and also suffers from a whole host of mechanical issues when dealing with any kind of serious mental problems (she does not, however, get stress fractures despite having a glass face because she isn't exactly organic per se)

- Cosmo's and Ginger's healing abilities will start tasting weird when they're stressed

and there's probably other things i could add but nothing else comes to mind

ough....i love headcanons for toons when theyre ill....feed me more

i've always combined the two main interpretations of kobolds as lizards and dogs into one in my head

lizard dog.. log.. or dizard

glisten

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