Imagine How Good It Must Feel To Press A Gun To Your Temple After A Bad Day And Just Hold It There With

pfffft love how your ask box says "going my way?" made me chuckle haha

anyway in response to your pokémon post

Hannibal - mewtwo

Abigail - Eevee

Will - Pikachu

(dont ask why it just makes sense in my head lol)

Thank you!! Hannibal would have a mewtwo wouldn't he? And Abigail with an eevee 🥲 she's just too precious

can I puhlease get some freaky hannigram smut recs I am so BOREDDDD

Do you envision a post-canon future where Hannibal stops hurting Will?

I think Hannibal would do anything to keep Will around. I think canon sort of proved this, in a way. So if hurting Will became unfunny to Will, then yes. But the problem is that Will enjoys that aspect of the dynamic and keeps circling back to it. I don't think he'd enjoy it as much without getting marked by Hannibal. So Hannibal would only stop if Will genuinely wanted him to. Because Hannibal doesn't actually need violence, but Will does, he's the one who craves it so intensely he repressed it. Hannibal craves something else, not violence itself. Like Will, like Francis.

Will Graham single father headcannons:

the only reason why he had a child was because he became obsessed with the idea of normalcy

emotionally repressed and wouldn't know how to talk to you

conversations would be limited to "how was your day?" and "how was work?"

being emotionally present and vulnerable is uncomfortable for him

he would show up to teacher meetings just to reassure himself that he was taking taking care of you and cared about your grades/how you're doing socially

sometimes you would go on a walk together, make s'mores, or he would teach you how to fish

these little moments would keep you clinging to the idea that he really did love and care for you/convinces you that he was a good dad

his job takes up most of his time, so he would rarely be home

and when he is home, he's sleeping

when he would have to leave during the night, there would be a note and a pitiful breakfast waiting for you on the kitchen table

lots of babysitters, LOTS of them

he is obsessed with the idea of normalcy and that he would be a better father than his own, but he never puts in the work

"Don't forget to let the dogs out and feed them, I'll be back at 9" he isn't back until eleven

he keeps three meals on rotation and the rest of the days are filled with frozen food or take out

weirdly overprotective, but isn't actually there when it counts

the best he could do for a packed lunch is different kinds of lunchables

his emotional repression and social anxiety would cost you your social life, as it would be hard to make friends because you didn't grow up with a father who encouraged you to be social or teach you how to be confident

spontaneous rants about what is right and wrong/trying to instill a strong moral compass in you to compensate for his own self-doubt

he always drinks a glass of whiskey before bed

waiting for Will to show up for school performances and he's not there

you're often late to school either because of the babysitter or he doesn't get up quick enough

"Can we get ice cream?" "I'm sorry, baby. Not today, Daddy's a little tired. Maybe next time." "You're always tired..."

buys you things instead of apologizing

Stay with me: Will and Hannibal have been fighting for months about their criteria for hunting in a post-fall world, never able to agree on what murders are justified, who deserves or doesn’t deserve to be punished… and then the cybertruck is introduced

Solo Leveling | ☆☆☆1/2

Hi! I binged seasons one and two of Solo Leveling last night and I have to give kudos to the animation team that carried the entire story. Solo Leveling has been hyped up for me for a long time, especially in a family who watches anime, but I was surprised when the show kind of fell flat. I LOVE an underdog story and I really loved how Sung Jinwoo powered up throughout season one, but after he became stronger it just kind of...becomes a bit boring plot wise.

Still, I can't deny that the show is addicting. I couldn't stop watching because I loved the amazingly animated fight scenes and it's always really entertaining to see the mc beat up bad guys. It just gets to a point where the bad guys are just there to make Jinwoo look good and the other powerful main/side characters are there to just marvel at Jinwoo's power.

I was watching it with my sibling and he says, "This is just aura leveling."

And oh my GOD, it really is just aura leveling. Everyone is fighting each other's auras and Jinwoo becomes edgier and edgier throughout the anime. Sometimes scenes would feel corny because you know that Jinwoo is going to win, but he starts screaming and yelling about how he'll never lose. Really, the fatal flaw with this anime is that we know he's going to win and become even more ridiculously strong, so his epic comebacks end up feeling a little bit over the top.

just had a feeling throughout the show that Solo Leveling was written by someone who wanted to feel really cool

Still, the world building is VERY interesting. I was confused in the beginning of the show because there were people with medieval armor fighting dungeons, but then it cuts to modern city scenes. The explanation of the gates popping up in random parts of the city is so cool, especially when we learn that the world relies on Hunters to keep them safe.

Then, there's the politics surrounding hunting that really fascinate me. Especially, when a character says that S-rank hunters are pretty much above the law. I literally said, "WHAT?!" out loud. It makes sense because hunting is a relatively young business, but it was shocking nonetheless. I could go more into this, but there's just too much to analyze and not enough room.

In the end, Solo Leveling just felt like a lot of mc dick-stroking and aura maxxing with a smidgen of plot.

Hey, this wasn't me trying to yuck your yum though. People prefer shows where the mc is a total badass and I respect that. Personally, I just prefer a more flawed main character who loses and rises back up. I want to feel and believe the desperation of Sung Jinwoo, but when all he does is win, it's hard to cheer him on.

I'm really enjoying what little plot I'm getting though and I can't wait for Jinwoo to solve the mystery of the "System" keeping him alive and the mysterious monsters that glitch and seem to have a past. Who knows, maybe it'll save the show for me and Solo Leveling will get a higher rating!

Anyways, we left off on a cliffhanger, so I'm excited for the next episode to come out! I have a feeling though that Jinwoo is going to save the day...again...and do it relatively easily...and people are going to stare in awe at him and main characters are going to be reduced to damsels in distress...and so on and so on until the show ends...

I'm not sure which direction the pendulum will swing but someone's getting knocked up

You're the reason I'm addicted to the taste, but afraid of the bite

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