This Has Most Definitely Been Done Before But:

Finally beat the game but not before it made me cry ugly happy tears. I love it.

"Hmm... Something tells me I need to tread carefully here... Let's see, it's got a lovely color, but how about the taste?"

Bringing this out in honor of Michael's "groovy" lesbian halloween collection

Read thru a lot of the tags and would like to propose: the bloodline of hylia is the godhood bloodline, and if you're the political power of a land, you want that bloodline tied to yours to control it. Could explain why zelda retains the title of Princess even when she shouldn't. Like hyrules monarchy is just trying to keep literal god within the family. It could be less of a divine mandate and more of a divine leash.

also sorry i'm thinking about the hylian monarchy and the whole 'descended from a goddess' thing. do y'all remember the divine right of kings? can you imagine living in a world where not only is that the ONLY form of government for tens of thousands of years, but any ruler's reign is provably correct and irrevocable? what do u do if the present queen is a bit shit. u are stuck with that lady. she's god

I think molduga should be able to dig through the surface and as a result I think that when exploring the Gerudo Depths in TOTK there should've been a random chance to get a molduga falling from the ceiling onto your head. This probably would've made the game worse but more importantly it would've been really funny.

Day 24: Deity

I wanted more A-lister content.

The theme was Tim Burton

God this is beautiful.

BOTW Zelda is truly the best, and the Zelda we've always deserved, and I love her. Do you know she fought Calamity Ganon alone for literally 100 years?