Me: *watches Across The Spiderverse Twice*

I love scripting extremely unnecessary skills, like yeah I can pick up my s/o without huge amount of muscles and even tho he’s like way taller than me, yeah I can do a good Eminem impression and an even better lin manuel Miranda impression.

Why? For jokes, I live to perform.

things to add to any script!! 🩷

you get even tans despite clothing being in the way

you don’t have to worry about cutting your toenails/ your nails always stay the perfect length

some of your favorite songs exist despite a different timeframe/ region/ etc

you don’t get brainfreezes when eating cold food

when there’s a lot of food, you don’t get full until everything is gone

everything loads/updates instantly or extremely fast (no waiting)

the cue lines for amusement parks or ordering food always moves quickly

you always get discounts on things or you always find coupons that don’t expire

food lasts longer/ doesn’t go bad quickly (i’m looking at you avocados 🙄)

you know exactly what to say to avoid awkward situations

you effortlessly look good no matter what you wear. you just pull everything off

you are the universe and more, babes 🎀

day 3: what is some drama going on in your dr?

buckle IN y'all 🤭🤭 (mha/bnha dr)

1A is gonna find out that i'm hawks' lil sibling through a tiktok 😭 idek why i scripted this but yall i cannot be normal about ANYTHING. ok so pretty much what happens is hawks is making a lil tiktok whatever no issue there pretty standard, and i'm kinda caught making a breakfast smoothie in the background. mina sees it along with everyone else in the world apparently, and shit goes crazy fr

the tweets/tiktok v

fully forgot to do my other intros IM SO SORRY GUYS LMAO (doing them rn)

another one of these dr intro poll bitches bc im so bored and also i have a new dr <333

me once i shift and bakugou opens his big ass mouth

Tips for people moving here from tiktok who haven’t been on tumblr before!!

-reblog stuff often! It’s how the ecosystem lives and thrives, everyone interacting and sharing each other’s posts

-sometimes someone will reblog a post that was originally created years ago, this is not weird or frowned upon, it’s a part of the reblogging culture and just helps bring back good/funny posts

-block people liberally, which is not a requirement, but a part of tumblr culture is that if you don’t like someone or what they post, just block them. It creates a better environment for everyone because you see only what you want to see, so just don’t take it personally if someone blocks you

-if you want to say something you think is important/useful/good when reblogging a post, you can just add it as text to the post

-if it’s something not very important but just commentary or a reaction, add it to the tags instead (I love seeing people’s reactions in the tags of a post and I think more people should participate in this)

-if you want to say something specifically to the poster and not to other people as much, say it in the replies

That’s all I can think of for now but if anyone has stuff to add please do :)

you know what, no matter what happens at least i'll have red wine supernova by chappell roan

by far one of the hottest mha takes I've ever seen ate fr

i started watching mha again because I haven't watched since like 7-8 and Netflix put it back on for australia + omfg WHAT IS CHILD IZUKUS VOUCE “why are you so mean?? 🥺” SHUT UP.

MARAUDERS ERA DR INTRO !!

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||*.name: venus mayumi

||*.nicknames: rings, vee

||*.birthday: 06/04 (11)

||*.pronouns: she/her

||*.occupation: student @ hogwarts

||*.ethnicity: filipino/japanese/german

||*.blood status: half-blood

APPEARENCE + MOODBOARD

⋆.˚ lil blurb: i have vitiligo, which affects my eye, skin in some smaller patches, and the front bits of my hair, making them lighter ⋆.˚

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||*.house: gryffindor

||*.friends: marauders & valkyries, + regulus black (♡), dorcas meadows, pandora rosier, kingsley shacklebolt, & emmeline vance (civil w/ the skittles/emeralds bc of reg)

||*.animagus form: raccoon

||*.personality/social life: lowkey a little loud, def more similar to james & sirius than remus & peter, but i actually know when to shut tf up, and i'm generally well-liked. there isn't as much hatred of other houses, and a lot of the death eater/pureblood stuff is way less prevelant, so friendly rivalries are common, but no all-out hatred. me n sirius are beaters for the gryffindor quidditch team (i'm also lowkey ripped asf hehehe), but i end up having to drop out mid fifth year from an injury, so me n lily end up commentating (lmao).

||*.hobbies:

muggle volleyball thrifting, crocheting, embroidery, & sewing singing + playing electric guitar jewlery making rock, fossil, and bone collecting/foraging parkour roller skating quidditch

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||* uniforms arent as strictly enforced, fridays, weekends, and non-school days like holidays you can wear regular clothes undr your robes, accessories are always allowed (jewelry, belts, hair shit, etc.)

||* there are a bunch of extra curriculars available like different clubs, etc. and theyre lowkey super fun theres like baking club, art club, care of magical creatures, its so sick.

||* they do so many fancy events theres a halloween masquerade ball, easter ball, valentines day dance, autumn/spring equinox events, etc. also the triwizard tournament didn't get banned and there was one in my fourth year bc i said so

||* it's genrally recognized that students within the same house arent all the same sow hile friendly competition is encouraged, it's also common for students to have friends from other houses, and ppl are allowed in other house's dorms & common rooms if they're invited

||* there is a bioluminescent cave pool under the castle and its so fun to hang out in oh my god its not cold or anything its just soso cool

||*voldemorts downfall happens the year after we graduate (aka the order destroys all the horcruxes), and nobody i know well dies so none of the betrayal happens, but regulus does end up taking the mark but dosen't believe in all that shit & works as a spy (snape could NEVER) for the order, and still destroys the horcrux but survives and fully leaves his family (suck it walburga and orion)

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has three pets, two cats and an owl, whos names are mocha, shinya, & ghost, (the cats r technially communal between me n the valkyries bc they live in the dorms w us, but idc)

bands/music artists and slang r all the same as they are now, but technology etc is all 70s (w/o the homophobia racism etc)

i shift in the day before i get my hogwarts letter

sirius and reg are irish twins so while reg is still younger hes in our year (along w the rest of the skittles/emeralds its for simplicity)

there is a creek/river system in the forest and its so cool to hangout near theres like fossils and bones and cool rocks and shit EVERYWHERE i love it

the lake is swimmable (unless you can't swim cough cough regulus black) and its super fun theres a dock and floating platforms and stuff its amazing when its hot out

the dr follows kind of an atyd type timeline of events w exceptions

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that's all pretty much!!! thats a long one lmao sorry abt that but also if y'all knw any younger raspier british fem voiceclaims pls tell me im in the trenches rn trying to find a british vc that dosent sound like shes in bridgerton lmao ok byeeee love u

hoo dr intro!!!

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🫧 name: avila mizukami

🫧 nicknames: avi, vi

🫧 age + birthday: 15, 06/04

🫧 home: new york, NY

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🫧 faceclaim: d3kchung, hannahkae27 in some very specific photos

🫧 voiceclaims: chappell roan (english) korean: jayhee (weeekly)

🫧 ethnicity/nationality: 1/4 japanese, 1/4 naiad, 1/2 titaness

🫧 height: 5'3 (160 cm)

🫧 features: double lobe piercing, septum peircing, small scar across nose, freckles, dimples, heterochromia (left is light blue, right is dark brown kinda almost black)

🫧 clothes aesthetic:

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🫧 my mom is selene, the (og) goddess/titan of the moon, and my dad is half naiad half human (wild family tree but whatevs)

🫧 bc of this, i can turn into a more nymph-like form at will, in which i will form patches of scales all over, grow gills, webbed hands and feet, and fins on my ears, arms, and legs

🫧 along w/ that, i have some really limited hydrokinesis and photokinesis, shadow travel, and i can heal others and myself using water <3

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🫧 my hobbies are singing & theater, bone/fossil/shell collecting, jewelry making, fashion, sewing, crocheting, thrifting, painting

🫧 i stay in cabin 8, and am good friends w/ the hunters

🫧 my fatal flaw is loyalty (boooooo)

🫧 i do a lot of voluenteer work in the infirmary (william solace stop scheduling me for night shifts i want to sleep) and i'm close with a lot of the apollo cabin in general

🫧 i can also talk to ocean animals (ok disney princess)

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