Reblog And Put In The Tags A Terrible Description Of Your Current Hyperfixations/hobbies

HELP THIS IMAGE IS STUCK IN MY HEAD.

SCOUT NOOOOOO!!

Found it!

I don't remember exactly where I saw the sfm reference of this picture, but I'm sure Heavy carries this photo in his wallet

Also this version

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is the most wholesomely romantic thing I’ve ever seen

Ndijndhbdhbsejhdb I love this post

I was just playing around with Character.ai, minding my own business AND THEN THIS HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK

How I feel like after my friend just makes me download tumblr again

✨🗿💀🧊🔊

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[i forgor to post this and idk what else to post]

did an entrance exam for a science highschool in my country

checc out what we got in one of the classrooms

✨paper aircon✨

I totally didn’t wait for my whole life to use this image

This is a stupid request but.,,,,,mercs with big tiddy mommy gf....Takes care of them, cooks them meals, is v soft and kind, soothing aura, big booby,,,,yknow the ones

Team Headcanons - Thicc Housewife

Bro, can I have this but like in a guy? Like a househusband? (Also, I changed it to “wife” instead of “girlfriend” because I felt like it fit better)

Medic

His S/O is a breath of fresh air every time he sees her

Her boobs are nice sexually, yes, but honestly? He likes pressing his face against them when he hugs her or sleeps with her

Her breasts are so soft, and her hugs alone are just completely comforting to this stressed man

He appreciates every meal he gets, and he’s sure to tell her that, too

He covers them in kisses whenever he’s overwhelmed by their kindness; he just adores them so, so much

Spy

He never thought he’d get a life like this

Having a wife that not only adores him, but he gets to come home to every day?

The comforting normality compared to the rest of his dangerous, high-action life makes him melt

“You are absolutely stunning, dear.”

He’ll eat everything

Holding her brings soft tranquility that he could never find anywhere else

Pyro

His S/O doesn’t know if they keep cuddling her boobs because they’re comfortable or pervs, but hearing their happy sigh is good enough for her

They like showing her off to the team, but he doesn’t appreciate any pervy comments about it

Anybody who makes those comments is getting a good scaring, but Pyro isn’t going to get violent because he doesn’t want his S/O to see that

He loves their cooking, and he gets visibly excited when they cook

He even likes it better than Engie’s, but he’ll never say that

Scout

He is totally showing her off; he’s proud of his S/O, and he highlights everything she does

“Look! Doll’s cooking for us!” “Jeremy, honey, I don’t mind.” “Yeah, but they need to appreciate you.”

He likes tickling her while she’s distracted with cooking

And, because he’s a perv, to see her breasts bounce

Will 10/10 fight anyone that’s staring at her longer than he wants

Sniper

Sniper loves her boobs

Not just in a sexual way, either; he legit just likes holding them because they are so soft

Sometimes he’ll hold her from behind and just sway with her

Being touched starved and having a thicc wife to squeeze has done some things for mental health; good things

“Ya got any idea ‘ow much I appreciate ya, love?”

Engie

He loves cooking meals for his S/O, - mainly because he makes enough to feed a platoon - but he also enjoys eating what she cooks

His wife rivals him in politeness, and she outdoes him in kindness

“You’re so sweet to me, darlin’.“

He loves squeezing her hips when he walks by her because they are so freaking soft

He honestly loves how soft her entire body is, and definitely lets her know when he places little kisses on her body

Soldier

THICC THIGHS SAVE LIVES

His S/O better prepare for constant thigh squeezes

He practically worships her body, and the fact that she can cook only makes her more attractive

He eats her food every time; he doesn’t care if it’s burnt or not

He wanted to make her a little more stern instead of being so kind, but… her sweet face stops him every time

She’s his weakness

Heavy

He likes cooking, yes, but he really likes his S/O’s cooking

Being the strong man he is, he likes carrying her around so her “feet won’t hurt”

Her kindness catches him off guard sometimes, and he’s happy that he got lucky enough to get her

Heavy can be intimidating by his size alone, but when his wife holds her arms open for a hug, he melts into her

With everything he’s lost in his life, he’s very protective of his wife

Demo

He will get her anything she wants

She’s eyeing something in a store? She better expect it in a box on her bed later

The man honestly just wants to spoil her rotten; he never thought he’d get a life like this with her

If she thinks he’s bad about spoiling her, wait until she meets his mother

He will anything she cooks, and bonus points if it uses some kind of alcohol

This was a bit of a tough one to write, but it was fun! Thank you for the submission!

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