Me When I Google My Minor Symptom And Now I'm Being Told I Have The Bubonic Plague

Me when I Google my minor symptom and now I'm being told I have the bubonic plague

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1 month ago

Which Being Human Characters are Gay

George: bisexual in that homophobic 2000's way where its left ambiguous to to the audience but I know that man used to collect men's underwear catalogues and not know why

Annie: Made out with a girl at a bar once at 16 and thinks of herself as daring and brave for that. Enthusiastic ally who tries too hard and sometimes says homophobic shit completely on accident.

Mitchell: Too old to have never tried to fuck a man but definitely not his primary sexual preference. That being said he and george are boyfriends. I don't know if he knows that though.

Tom: has never considered finding a man attractive, probably would need some time to adjust to the idea. Seems the type to accidentally start dating a man without realizing it and get very uncomfortable once he realizes this handsome man is trying to fuck. He's got no gaydar and no ideological opposition to gay people, but he also jsut doesn't get it at all. "He a little confused but he got the spirit" vibes

Hal: when he's evil there is a fagginess that cannot be contained. Wearing a tanktop to a pub full of men and biting everyone there, then singing "putting on the ritz" as he dances around is not heterosexual behavior.

Alex: This not like other girls complex usually means closeted lesbian or autism. She doesn't seem like she has really considered if she might like women, but she does like Hal who has clear homosexual tendencies so she's at least a fujo

3 months ago

Being British and having online friends that aren't British is so weird like wdym you can't watch my TV show recommendations without scouring the entire internet for 6 hours 😒. I can just hop on BBC iPlayer and watch being human πŸ’”


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4 weeks ago

Does anyone else get words stuck in their head?? Because I've genuinely just been repeating "Benedictine monk" over and over in my head for like 2 days now. And I really can't explain why.


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3 months ago

"I wonder why some people think I'm weird and annoying" I say as I construct a 4 paragraph text message about Hal Yorke to send to my friend who has never watched a singular episode of being human in their life.


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1 month ago

Hal Yorke's autism is powerful enough to level cities

1 month ago

I just finished vol.4 of catastrophe at 16.. OH MY GOD??!! ☹️☹️☹️ anyway time for resurrection at 19 now!!


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1 month ago

I wanna practice my art style so if anyone wants me to draw for them (characters or ocs or anything) DM me and I'll try my best to draw for you


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1 month ago

I hate when I tell people I'm scared of something and they say something like "don't worry you're more likely to get hit by lightning!" Like thanks now I'm worried about that TOO

3 months ago

This took me an ungodly amount of time.

(granted most of that was actually FINDING CLIPS)

(I know it's slightly off time and not great but πŸ™πŸ™)


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