Adults Deserve Spaces On The Internet Outside Of Porn Websites.

Remind me later.

You can’t fool me that’s just a screencap….OH MY GOODNESS

i don't usually post art on tumblr (anymore) but i've been working on a lil drawing of a mash screenshot i like for a couple months. idek if i'll finish it, so i'm putting this here more for myself than anything else lol

2 and a half minute unskippable ads on small indie company YouTube’s website. We seriously need an alternative to this fucking site. It was on a 5 minute video too. Monopoly gonna monopolize.

Funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet this month.

My breath ragged and my legs shaking as I struggle to keep standing with one arm on the shower wall:

“Are we done here?”

The 3 blade razor I bought from the dollar store:

“Not even close.”

*proceeds to shave the same spot repeatedly because somehow I missed some hairs on the first two tries*

That one phineas and ferb episode

You have a brick. It looks like a brick. It feels like a brick. Yet, over the past few days, people have been desperately trying to buy or steal the brick from you. You're starting to feel scared.

No. The context was clear. Grow up. Stop making jokes out of something like this

Why the fuck did that stupid ass aqua color win the vote. I remember being so mad about it like it literally looked so close to the other light blue that was already in the game. I was a kid and blue was my favorite color in the world and even I was able to acknowledge that. But no I guess you just line up 3 colors and stupid children just vote for the one they like best in a vacuum instead of giving an ounce of a fuck about the greater implications and impact of their decision.

NPD showing them narcissism eyes apparently 😭

HELP THE TIKTOK ABLEISTS ARE SAYING NARCS EYES CAN STRAIGHT UP GO BLACK⁉️⁉️⁉️

bro they think we're mythical fucking demons im done😭😭😭

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

Certain delis will sell prepared food covered by EBT but it’ll be cold. Just refrigerated to the point that you can’t eat it outright. Like a pre cooked spaghetti dinner with sauce on it. Hard potatoes wedges with chicken strips. Some of the EBT conditions seem spiteful. Unless you have an oven or microwave it’s not a good value. (WIC restrictions also seem weird too. But that’s another conversation. )

Solidarity