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Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

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once again, it’s called CALM HARM

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It's okay guys! Freddy's just nervous

Is plankton a jalapeño

read his name a few times and come back to me

Parents please check your kids candy this Halloween. I found the old warrior cats website in my kid’s candy bar

To put it another way… the guy who commissioned ahegao Mufasa got exactly that: Mufasa drawn in a perfect imitation of the Lion King style doing an ahegao face. The guy who paid for the NFT asked for “a piece of art no one could ever replicate because I’m a very special boy and also I don’t care how bad this is for the environment” and got an ahegao lion. He’s not even into that, that we know of, and if he is, I bet it would have been much cheaper to just commission the Mufasa artist instead. It’s clear who’s the winner here.

why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person

The next line of happy meal toys will be based on the unibomber

everyone shut up theyre having a conference call