Ok so, I saw someone wearing crocs today and I got cursed flash backs to our discussion about dias croc wall, and I think we need to share this with the general public
Oh dear. The time has come. Please fasten your seatbelts because this is going to be one hell of a ride.
Well ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else in between.
Today is the day you all learn about:
Warning: You may laugh hysterically. I couldn't keep it together writing this.
I'd like to begin by saying this all came about because of this picture right here, created by the lovely @nia23. Thank you for the pain and laughter this has caused me.
Let us begin, shall we?
This began with the pink crocs. A fitting choice for the prince of Devildom.
However, this is not the only pair of crocs he would own. Oh no. He owns a whole wall.
To make things more fun. Lord Diavolo also has the little croc charms. There is no doubt in my mind that he also owns one of the Lucifer on a unicorn emote.
As a Prince, and one with possible unlimited finances, there's a very high chance he has multiple drawers full of those little charms.
He also wears his crocs everywhere, opting for them over normal shoes.
You think he doesn't have a pair for every occasion? Wrong.
He wears them to meetings with the elders, flaunting his disastrous shoes by putting his feet on the table and explaining each and every charm to them.
Yes, he wears them in his demon form too.
Now let's get into the fun stuff.
Upon Lucifer's fall with his brothers, Lord Diavolo strolled up in his neon green crocs. Absolutely impossible to miss.
Too embarrassed to tell the truth, Diavolo tells everyone that Lucifer's first words in Devildom were about the soil, while they were in fact "what in the fuck are those?" as he pointed to the prince's feet.
The first outfit that the prince gave Lucifer upon his time in Devildom, included his very own pair of crocs.
Turning to Barbatos, he uttered the words "how far into the depths of hell have I fallen?"
A sigh, and a disappointed look from the butler, as he replied "too far." Lucky Barbatos was able to hand him a normal pair of shoes.
Unfortunately not everyone had been as lucky as the eldest. Lucifer's brothers also got their first pair of crocs.
Asmodeus was hit with it the worst. Crying not only because of his fall, but because he now thought he would have to wear crocs for all eternity. Lucifer eventually got him normal shoes.
Diavolo tried to cheer him up by gifting the newly fallen angel with yet another pair of crocs. This time they came with Asmo's name, spelled out in charms. Asmo locked himself in his room for a week, crying, and unsuccessfully attempting to burn the fire-resistant shoe.
The prince still sends him more charms in attempt to please him. It doesn't work.
They now all have multiple sets, in varying colors. None of which are worn. Or seen. Ever.
Though, Lucifer once had to wear his out in public with the prince. He cried that night when he returned to his room, shameful that he ever had to be seen in them.
Barbatos once tried to rid the prince of his horrific shoes. He now has to count every pair each morning and night to reassure the young lord that not a single shoe is missing. They now haunt his dreams. Literally.
He has even checked every timeline, but they're all the same. Every. Single. One.
The young lord actually found them in a human magazine. Barbatos ordered them as a joke to show him how unflattering they were. Now they have cursed him.
This is now the inside of Lord Diavolo's closet, and everyone has to see it when they come to Devildom. No, you don't have a choice. His racks are also gold, just in case you were wondering.
My work here is complete. I hope you enjoyed. You may unfasten your seatbelts and watch your step as you exit.
God, this. I worked in a highschool during my last semester at college, and taught while using a cane because I needed a mobility aid. I started counting students who would innapropriately ask about my disability. The most common phrase was just "what is wrong with you?" I'm not kidding when I say at least 20 highschoolers, many who are in my classes and I've never met before, asked me this question or something similarly worded. While it's a great oppurtunity for me to educate students on what NOT to say to someone with a disability, the fact of the matter is that its rude and condescending. Teach your kids about disabilities so that we dont have to for you.
Able bodied parents I'm begging you to teach your kids about disabled people. Not just because they could become disabled themselves one day but also because even if they don't, they have a very real chance of being rude to us if you don't teach them.
Yes, kids just say shit. They have no filter. That doesn't make it any less humiliating when your child sits near me on the bus and incessantly grills me on why I have a stick when I'm not old. Or laughs at us for things our disability causes. It doesn't take away the hurt when they bully a disabled classmate. For a large part these things could be avoided if you just taught your kids to respect us. It's really not that hard.
@the people who make those edits that are like 'hozier but you're in a church and it' s raining outside'. ya'll r what's keeping me alive. bless u.
can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite
Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.
Proper grammar? In this economy????
here are some threads on twitter who are willing to help if you are in need of resources or are asking for some in DC right now
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Does anybody else get legitimately worried when a fanfic author who was updating regularly just suddenly disappears with no warning? Like, is it a serious case of writers block or are they in a coma? Did they just up and quit? Was it me? Were my reviews not good enough?! Did they die 😳?! Were they kidnapped? Do I need to file a missing persons report? Excuse me officer, there’s been 13 weekly updates and now nothing for months! Find them! What’s their name?! Name!? I don’t know their name but they write 3k+ chapters and I need them safe and back in my life!
Jotaro: What do you have?
Atom Heart Father: A KNIFE
Jotaro: NO!
Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result
Matt, 22, history graduate program, they/them. Nonbinary, physically disabled, and autistic. Why am I here
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