I’m Not Sure About Leveling Up But Every Single Time Someone Does That It Feels Like It’s My Birthday

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Shisui teaching Madara how to drive

Shisui: Okay, you're driving and Hashirama and Tobirama walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Madara: Definitely Tobirama, I wouldn't hurt Hashirama.

Shisui: ...

Shisui: The breaks, Madara, you hit the breaks.

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Looking at Russian swearing tutorials for Childe in my story like

Guy in the video: Cyka blyat, my comrades!

Me: pissing my pants laughing at his greeting at the very beginning of the video already

Commission for @syusukerambles 💙

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A MadaTobi sick fic where Madara has to take care of Tobirama

Fandom: Naruto

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Romantic relationships: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara , Senju Hashirama/Uzumaki Mito

Platonic Relationships: Senju Tobirama & Uchiha Izuna, Senju Tobirama & Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Izuna & Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama & Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama & Uchiha Kagami

Characters: Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama, Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Kagami

Additional tags + Summary under the cut

A few of the additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Founders Era, Uchiha Izuna Lives, Senju Tobirama Needs a Hug, Slow Burn, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending, idiots to lovers, Sick Tobirama needs a caretaker, Tobirama has the flu at the start of the story

Summary:

He was going to wordlessly hand the paper to the white haired man to sign and then hurriedly leave before one of them could say or do anything to irk the other’s temper.

Though as soon as Madara looked up from the yet unsigned form in his hand and saw the Senju, his hand paused mid-movement.

“You're sick.”

Tobirama’s flushed face looked strained and had a light sheen of sweat. He was wrapped in an oversized, worn haori that he likely had snatched from Hashirama when the latter had been distracted.

At least judging by the size and unflattering colour choice. Vomit green and pale yellow. Really?

(Or: Overworked Tobirama is sick and unfortunately Madara gets roped into taking care of him by Izuna. Only to then realize that he may have slightly misjudged the younger Senju.)

Y E S

Madara, holding Izuna’s body: *Glaring at Tobirama* YOU MURDERER

Hashirama: Mada-

Tobirama: This is war.

Hashirama: Guys, I-

Madara: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS

Hashirama: Guys I’m literally a healer. Just let me-

Tobirama: TRY IT, UCHIHA.

Hashirama: Please, if I could just-

Izuna: Brother, take my eyes.

Hashirama: He could be healed by now guys please listen

Tried something new with colours

to celebrate that I found my lost tablet pen astfhyfjkyf

Hashirama: Just be yourself. Say something nice!

Madara: Which one? I can't do both.