Any Advice For Having Roommates?

I just want so badly to be able to See a production where Eurydice sings “everybody sipping ambrosia wine in a gold mine in hadestown” and orpheus looks her right in the eye without missing a chord on his guitar and says “everybody hungry everybody tired everybody slaves by the sweat of his brow the wage is nothing and the work is hard it’s a graveyard in hadestown.” And then they sing the chorus together!

Happy Julius Caesar murder murder stab stab day!

I post a lot for someone who claims to have a life

Uh...Frank that's not music taste. THat's murder

Are you willing to kill

no, actually. (Although I could be talked into it, on second thought. the idea has been in my head too long.)

I hate it when men claim cat-calling is just a compliment

Was making sex jokes about me while I waited for my mom to pick me up from school A FUCKING COMPLIMENT??!

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Wait this is funny

Y’all I just made Mac and cheese from scratch without a roux

Jail

Jail for one thousand years

Someone asks you what political parties in the US are like and you show them this

Jesus fucking Christ can these porn boys go away please???