So That’s Where Babies Come From….

There are only two genders

What you do is ignor it and go on and continue the conversation as normal as possible

This is a very serious question about male fart protocol

Seriously, what are you supposed to do as a guy when another guy farts in front of you?  I was talking with a cis male coworker last night - he’s great about referring to me as a guy and I feel like he really sees me as male…  and thus felt free to release a cloud of anal mustard gas in my presence.  He just fuckin rips ass while we’re talking and doesn’t acknowledge it at all?

I was truly at a loss, my friends.This dude was downright brazen with his flatulence…  Every female I’ve ever met would, upon farting in front of a coworker, blush and giggle and apologize profusely while retreating to safety.  Other females in the vicinity pretends to be disgusted while laughing hysterically.  

How am I, as a man, supposed to respond to this? Do I acknowledge it?  Do I say “good one” in my deepest voice and give him a manly, playful shove? Was Is supposed to fart back? Does it turn into some sort of alpha male fart-battle?  Do we light the fart on fire? Do I give him a congratulatory slap on the ass? Honestly what was I supposed to do I do here?  Im genuinely so perplexed, help a confused brother out? 

Ship shipty ship

When someone mentions my OTP

Reblog if you will still be around for season 8

Let’s see how many of us true fans are left here who still love and support the show <3 

So close…

Never disrespect someone ship

Being a Multishipper while still trying to put your heart on which ship you actually want to be canon

Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever

*opening theme*

*Marinette does something clumsy while talking about how much she looooooves Adrien*

Her hot friend who should be a main character: You should tell him you like him!

Marinette: OMG NO BECAUSE OF REASONS

Adrien, conveniently nearby: lol, I'm hot and so is that Ladybug chick. We know nothing about each other and routinely lie to each other and our closest friends. That's a solid premise for a relationship if I ever heard one!

Someone, somewhere in Paris: *experiences a single moment of negativity, no matter how petty or temporary*

HAWKDUDE: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, IT'S AKUMA TIME

Evil Villian: Hello, I am Ridiculous Name von Badfic. Prepare to be minorly inconvenienced!

*recycled animation sequences*

Chat Noir: M'LADY.

Ladybug: my life is a dumpster fire

Chat Noir: *terrible puns*

Ladybug: I'm rethinking every decision I've ever made.

HAWKGUY: This time my plan is sure to work even though it never has before and I keep doing the same thing over and over!

*fighting*

Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM *gets a random object* LOL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?

*thinly veiled use for the item appears*

Ladybug: Gotcha! *recycled animation sequences* No more evil doing for you, little akuma.

Chat Noir: So Ladybug you wanna f--

Ladybug: LOL BYE

*credits roll*