Things/People Steven “Will Hug Anything” Universe Has Attempted To Befriend (in No Particular Order)

Things/People Steven “Will Hug Anything” Universe has attempted to befriend (in no particular order)

Literal monster who tried to kill him and his family (who later turned out to be a severely disfigured civilian conscript with severe ptsd and brain damage, but all he knew at the time was that she spat acid and attacked his family)

sentient plant life (that also tried to kill his family and ended up practicing ritual sacrifice)

Onion

Angsty/apathetic teen who wants nothing to do with him

overworked IT consultant turned mad scientist (who tried to kill him simply because he was there)

woman who stole the entire ocean, broke his dad’s leg, and tried to drown both him and his best friend

angry rock with really great eyeliner who lives in the ocean and formed an army of monsters for the express purpose of killing him

geoweapon made of semisentient corpses

rock with anger issues who wants to rip his gem out and bring it to her boss as a trophy

that racist uncle you see every year at thanksgiving and have to make small talk with

his mom’s ex-girlfriend

former groupie who let his dad crash on her couch

two lesbians in a trench coat

a heel wrestler with a fursona

many large and colorful moms

a military extremist with weapons for hands

literally everyone in Beach City

girl with Book and Sword

additional angry rocks

various monsters

evil breakfast

his alt-timeline selves

an actual, literal lion

probably more that im forgetting

I love this show