Furudate Knew The Miya Twins Would Have Been Too Powerful With Their Original Hair Colour!

im actually the furthest thing from normal over haikyuu its to the point where i cant even begin to describe the hold it has on me like i just . have Soo many emotions tew many feelings and its all so overwhelming i cant even cry because ITS TOO MUCH

Msby 4 in the national team

Atsumu approaching Sakusa on the bench : I think we should get a divorce.

Sakusa : What are you doing?

Atsumu : Just practicing!

Sakusa : Why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?

Atsumu : I don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.

Sakusa : We're not even married yet?

Atsumu : Hypothetically divorce me!

Sakusa : Okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.

Atsumu : Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!

Atsumu, to hinata : It's called a prenup, right?

Hinata : Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one...

Sakusa : Who the fuck is this guy??

Hinata : I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Sakusa : Well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Sakusa, to Bokuto : Right? we can get those, right?

Bokuto : Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it!

Atsumu : Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?

Bokuto : Wow, that is a lot of- hypothetical insults!

Sakusa : This is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other. ;)

Atsumu : How could you hypothetically DO THIS TO ME ?!

Sakusa getting up : Because you hypothetically ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!

Msby four : *Yelling at each other in the distance*

The rest of the team :

Iwaizumi : ... Please tell me that they are not always like this-

Kageyama : They are.

Brother I went to space and came back and only half of the video was done.

I do not remember them staring at each other for such a comically long time

Let's not forget Miya Atsumu is the only one in the entire series who made Nishinoya nervous and feel fear for the first time in a long time.

AS IF I HAVENT LOST ENOUGH ON HAIKYUU MERCH

thinking about how if haikyuu actually existed irl, my money would disappear so fast bc I would buy every single piece of msby, schweiden adlers and jpn national merch. Kageyama Tobio photocards?? Jerseys?? Signed volleyballs?? Hinata plushies?? Sendai Frogs better watch out bc I am COMING for that tsukki merch. I would genuinely be so feral for them it's actually insane

You can tell Percy Jackson was written for a kid with ADHD because every important item in the series gets teleported back to its owner when it gets lost.

Some fanfic where Gojo follows Geto!

ya'll got some tragic satosugu fics?

inspired by this tweet:

MY BABIES🎀

Atsumu: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this.

Oikawa, cracking knuckles: Manslaughter it is.