"I am going to find out the truth about about you, and when I do, I promise you this: I'll ruin him. I'll make the devil regret the day he was born." Ma'am????? Excuse me????? WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD???? CYRUS MY BELOVED!
I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion
My queen!
Uryu: The next person who says "weird flex but ok" is going to get a kick to the shin.
Rukia: Preposterous boast but alas.
My 3 favorite characters from Haikyuu are Tsukki, Oikawa and Atsumu. I wonder what that says about me.
Msby 4 in the national team
Atsumu approaching Sakusa on the bench : I think we should get a divorce.
Sakusa : What are you doing?
Atsumu : Just practicing!
Sakusa : Why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?
Atsumu : I don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.
Sakusa : We're not even married yet?
Atsumu : Hypothetically divorce me!
Sakusa : Okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.
Atsumu : Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!
Atsumu, to hinata : It's called a prenup, right?
Hinata : Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one...
Sakusa : Who the fuck is this guy??
Hinata : I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.
Sakusa : Well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids.
Sakusa, to Bokuto : Right? we can get those, right?
Bokuto : Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it!
Atsumu : Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?
Bokuto : Wow, that is a lot of- hypothetical insults!
Sakusa : This is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other. ;)
Atsumu : How could you hypothetically DO THIS TO ME ?!
Sakusa getting up : Because you hypothetically ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!
Msby four : *Yelling at each other in the distance*
The rest of the team :
Iwaizumi : ... Please tell me that they are not always like this-
Kageyama : They are.
i just know atsumu’s last high school set went to osamu the way oikawa’s did to iwaizumi
I'm better as a concept
i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship
Suna: *walks in
Suna: *doesn't even question it
Suna: oh what the hell *joins the hug
Osamu: Why is Tsumu still hugging ya?
Kiyoomi: I reblogged a self-deprecating meme on tumblr and now he’s trying to show me how loved I am
Osamu: *quietly joins to hug him*
Gojo deserved a better writer.