Hi I’m Extremely Stupid

Whats the word?

Water cow, but not manatee

first thought was potato.. got big teeth, is the gray one in the group of animals stuck with the penguins in that movie where they join a circus, my brain decided the name should be potato puppy. I know the name sounds kinda close to onomonatopeia

someone help me please!!!!!!!!!1 

A story within a story where a mother sits her rowdy children down and tells them a story about a the world's sweetest, kindest mother who never lost her temper, never cursed and never yelled at her children, no matter how rowdy they could get. She would only gently, kindly told them to not do the dangerous things. One day she sweetly, kindly told her children to not go play at the riverbank, because it's dangerous and they might slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die. Her children do not listen. They go play at the riverbank, where they slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die.

And the sweet perfect mother of the story comes to the riverbank, sees that all her children drowned, and starts crying so bitterly that angels overhear her, and the angels say to each other, "she does not deserve this, this woman has never done anything wrong in her life, this should not have happened to her", and feeling great pity for her, bring her children back to life, and after that they always listened to their mother and lived happily ever after.

And the storyteller's children, who at this point are familiar with the concept that these stories are supposed to have some sort of a moral or lesson in them, interject to point out that their mother hasn't always done everything perfectly, she isn't always sweet, curses a lot, and as a matter of fact loses her shit at her kids all the time. She isn't like the mother of the story at all.

And their mother agrees: Her children are correct. She is not a perfect mother who has never done anything wrong. Angels will not have pity on her, and they will not bring her little shits back to life if they go to the river and die. So they better fucking not go get themselves killed in the first place.

Steve Rogers Headcanon

Guys!!! What if Steve rogers only hypes up patriotism because he thinks he still had to do it. Like he was the army's circus monkey and when he got out of the ice no one told him he could give up the act?!!!!!!???!? Like this is how I ok machine that convo going

Steve: (something patriotic)

Tony: why are you so goddamn pro-america all the f-ing time

Steve: it's my job!?!!!?????

Tony: Wha?

Steve: I was hired by the gov. to increase patriotism. I thought you knew this?

Tony: you know youre not still getting payed right?

Steve: Really? Great! F*ck america!!!! (Begins blasting American Idiot by Green Day)

Bucky: (shows up out of literally nowhere) *starts singing*

Steve: Bucky? where did you come from?

Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?

Did simple Sex, Gender, and Sexuality spectrums to show the older gen. 

Having to explain this shït to them is exhausting. my mom just tried to justify my being nonbinary by saying I was a tomboy that grew up in a culture that wanted me to be a ‘girly-girl’. NO, mom i am nonbinary, not a masc. girl.

Confusing Shït post about ages=?

2005 kids... This is a question for you! I am constantly forgetting how old I am... Physically, I am 15. Mentally, I am 20. Emotionally, I am both a tired 4 year old and Aizawa Shouta from MHA. So, when I talk with people, I act like I was born in 2000. And intellectually, I know that I’m 15, born in 2005. Anyone else, or just me?

The worst part is when I forget my actual age, and just use my friends ages as reference. They are all adults!!! And having grown up as the ‘mature’ one in the family, I was treated as the oldest, despite my brother being 2 years older. I grew up being treated as 3 years older than I actually was. The other day, my friend and I were talking about Wattpad, and I calculated having started reading at 13. I said I started reading in 2013, when I was 8. That was an interesting problem to explain. And all my friends forget that I am 15, so they offer to let me come with on their midnight high runs to the McDonalds in the subdivision. Can anyone relate?!

Hello 😏

Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues = problems with male authority figures in your life due to an absent (emotionally, mentally, or physically), or abusive (emotionally, mentally, sexually, or physically) father.

Daddy Issues ≠ Daddy kink

My daddy issues are not sexy, they make me angry. I have a problem and I don’t trust males above 25. This shit not funny, I can’t hear them raise their voices or see them move behind me. This is TRAUMA, not a kink.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Wings!!!

My first big computer-generated art!!!

Ill continue to update as it gets better.

Israel is one of the most racist countries in the world.