Atropa45 - Dumb Gay Bîtch Disease

Socks are condoms for our feet.

and shoes are the vagina

Guys, I was listening to S1E17, and when they get coffee just after Dean puts itching powder in Sam's clothes... The name the barista uses for Dean is Jensen?!?!!!!!!??!?!!!!!

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

Steve Rogers Headcanon

Guys!!! What if Steve rogers only hypes up patriotism because he thinks he still had to do it. Like he was the army's circus monkey and when he got out of the ice no one told him he could give up the act?!!!!!!???!? Like this is how I ok machine that convo going

Steve: (something patriotic)

Tony: why are you so goddamn pro-america all the f-ing time

Steve: it's my job!?!!!?????

Tony: Wha?

Steve: I was hired by the gov. to increase patriotism. I thought you knew this?

Tony: you know youre not still getting payed right?

Steve: Really? Great! F*ck america!!!! (Begins blasting American Idiot by Green Day)

Bucky: (shows up out of literally nowhere) *starts singing*

Steve: Bucky? where did you come from?

Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?

I have a dance project due tonight I haven't even picked a song

Sprinkling some Sir Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman photos over here.

Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues = problems with male authority figures in your life due to an absent (emotionally, mentally, or physically), or abusive (emotionally, mentally, sexually, or physically) father.

Daddy Issues ≠ Daddy kink

My daddy issues are not sexy, they make me angry. I have a problem and I don’t trust males above 25. This shit not funny, I can’t hear them raise their voices or see them move behind me. This is TRAUMA, not a kink.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Celsius: How water feels

Fahrenheit: How humans feel

Kelvin: How atoms feel

Israel is one of the most racist countries in the world.