Pretentious & Poetic Sentences, Vol. 11

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PROMPTS FROM CADET KELLY Assorted dialogue from the 2002 Disney Channel Original Movie. Feel free to adjust pronouns, etc.

Once a maggot... always a maggot.

Guess who's missing.

I know where that is.

Try not to crush my wedding gown.

Do you realize that this is our very last day of being single women together?

Hey, what do you think?

What could possibly go wrong?

Some things are gonna change.

We'll be moving upstate,

Did you say moving?

Did you say dance?

Do we get to wear real clothes?

There's dust on those boots.

It's been a hard day.

WeII, at least somebody knows how to get down and dirty.

The evidence, please.

It's just paint - it'll wash out.

They couldn't possibly find me…

Guilty.

Who said you'd be on the team?

I'm not really good at being on teams.

What's the catch?

Not gonna give up until I get what's mine.

Nothing more we can do.

I made it. I made it. I made it!

How did you get here?

The rope's too short!

Can you make it?

Situation under control. 

We got beat.

I have to do everything.

See that?

But it exploded as gently as possible.

Can I call you back?

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overanalyze and chill

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all kinda weather things... sentence starters

"It's raining so hard."

"SNOWBALL FIIIIIIIIGHT!"

"Why didn't you bring a coat?"

"Oh no, the hail's getting bigger."

"Damn, the wind just picked up."

"God, it's too hot to think straight."

"Want to build a snowman with me?"

"Be careful, there's a storm moving in."

"We should have brought an umbrella."

"It's so bright out today, hurts my eyes."

"How are you not cold? It's freezing out!"

"Watch your step, the stairs are really icy."

"It's slippery outside. Ask me how I know."

"Ugh, I hate rainy days. they're so gloomy."

"All the ice in my water is melted already…"

"It got so dark so fast. That can't be good."

"News said the river was going to be rising..."

"It's so cloudy today… I wanted to see the sun."

"Change of plans, we can't go out in the storm."

"Bright and sunny all day! Let's go somewhere!"

"Oh, I love it when it's dark and gloomy like this."

"The plants can't take another dry spell like this."

"We should get down to the basement / to shelter."

"Let's head to the beach / lake today, it's so nice out."

"Thankfully the clouds moved in. Sun was too bright."

"Cover your eyes, the sand / dust is kicking up, again."

"Get back here, you're not going out without sunscreen."

"Oh, that's a nice breeze. Feels good, cuts through the heat."

"The road is washed out… guess we're stuck here for the night."

"They're advising no travel for the night. We can't go anywhere."

"It wasn't supposed to storm today. Well, that sucks. Plan's ruined."

"Maybe you shouldn't go outside. Wind will grab you and carry you off."

"Why does the humidity have to be so high? I did my hair for nothing!"

"It's been raining for so long... starting to wonder if the sun even exists anymore."

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billie eilish : when we all fall asleep, where do we go? album … sentence starters

“I’m the bad guy.”

“I’m that bad type.”

“Let’s just let it go.”

“I’m not your baby.”

“Let me let you go.”

“Crying isn’t like you.”

“My soul? So cynical.”

“They called me weak.”

“Better off without them.”

“I can’t lose another life.”

“She’ll pity the men I know.”

“Your cover up is caving in.”

“’Sorry’ can’t save me, now.”

“All the good girls go to Hell.”

“Don’t say I’m not your type.”

“Didn’t mean to make you cry.”

“Too intoxicated to be scared.”

“I’ll only hurt you if you let me.”

“You said she’s scared of me?“

“I love you and I don’t want to.”

“I like the way they all scream.”

“You are my strange addiction.”

“Is there a 12 step just for you?“

“I could lie, say I like it like that.”

“You should see me in a crown.”

“Hurts, but I know how to hide it.”

“I’m not okay, I feel so scattered.”

“I’m gonna run this nothing town.”

“Oh, what a shame, I’m not there.”

“There’s nothing left to save, now.”

“Your silence is my favorite sound.”

“The debt I owe, gotta sell my soul.”

“I laugh along like nothing’s wrong.”

“Don’t you know too much already?“

“Tore my shirt to stop you bleeding.”

“Call me friend, but keep me closer.” 

“But nothing ever stops you leaving.”

“You can pretend you don’t miss me.”

“Don’t you know I’m no good for you?“

“I do what I want when I’m wanting to.”

“Can’t commit to anything but a crime.”

“It’s not true… tell me I’ve been lied to.”

“I never really know how to please you.”

“I’ve learned to lose you, can’t afford to.”

“Bad, bad news: one of us is gonna lose.”

“I guess I’m pretty glad that you’re alone.”

“'Cause even God, herself, has enemies.”

“You’re looking at me like I’m see-through.”

“I know you don’t care, but can you listen?”

“Even after all this ends, can we pretend?”

“When we all fall asleep, where do we go?“

“You can lie, but I know that you’re not fine.”

“Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie.”

“I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be?”

“Watch me make ‘em bow, one by one by one.”

“Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first.”

“Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance.”

“Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now.”

“So, you’re a tough guy, ‘like it really rough’ guy?”

“I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay.”

“I just wanted to protect you, but now I’ll never get to.”

“You know I’m not your friend without some greenery.”

“If you think I’m pretty, you should see me in a crown.”

“But, we knew right from the start that you’d fall apart.”

“The friends I’ve had to bury, they keep me up at night.”

“It’s probably something that shouldn’t be said out loud.”

“Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me?“

“What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me?“

“I can’t afford to love someone who isn’t dying by mistake.”

“Creepin’ around like no one knows, think you’re so criminal.”

“I just never know how you feel… Do you even feel anything?”

“Pearly Gates look more like a picket fence once you get inside ‘em.”

“I just wanna make you feel okay, but all you do is look the other way.”

“Every time you talk, it’s all 'bout me, but you swear I’m not on your mind.”

“The way I’m drinking you down, like I wanna drown, like I wanna end me.”

“'Cause everybody wants something from me now, and I don’t wanna let 'em down.”

“It’s seeming more and more, like all we ever do is see how far it bends before it breaks in half.”

“I’m that bad type, make your mama sad type, make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad type.”

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Cecil doesn't. So prove him wrong. INVINCIBLE (2021 - )

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So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) S04E14 | The One With Joey's Dirty Day

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girlhood

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