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some sort of angel

sampo is getting 74 lines in the event? That's cool!

Aha is getting 6 lines (we don't know if it is in event or main quest)? Thats coo-- WAIT WHATTT?!

from @/ elationofaha on twt

“Ain’t turtles supposed to be endangered?”

“Only the ones who can’t do this!”

Headcanon that Sampo never had a stuffed animal. To him it's not a big deal, but when Hook hears about it she and the other Moles decide to make a stuffed animal for his birthday (with Natasha's help), which ends up being a small fox with green downturned eyes.

Only problem is, they don't know when Sampo's birthday is (if he even has one)

Landau siblings' New Year's Eve preps (Sampo’s been welcomed). Landaus are naughty enough not to celebrate with their parents.

Because of the freeze, Belobog is severely impoverished gastronomically, but the 700 year old recipes have survived! For Sampo Koski, it's absolutely not a big deal to steal an old olivier salad recipe from the archives. Even if it is impossible to get all the ingredients for the salad on Jarilo-VI, somewhere in the universe there are bound to be grouse, eggs and all the necessary sauces!

They are cooking something between a modern olivier salad and the original recipe.

(Olivier is a traditional New Year's dish in many post-Soviet states, known as Russian salad in Europe and some other countries) Have a happy new year's celebration! <3

hmmm

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event