some belobog residents in warriors setting
astral express
stellaron hunters
@saintsforecast and I made a really, really funny modern AU where Sparkle is basically the worst streamer/youtuber/egirl in the world and Sampo is her manager; and we can't stop talking about it. I'm obsessed with it
quick thingy just to spite my artblock
what do you mean two of the kids got lost and the third one is sick
The dazzling curtains frame the departure of a fool, knowing he won't return, knowing that he's lying. Like nihility is a pit without a way to stop one's fall, so elation too is a trap for those, who believe to be aware of the rules of the game. The ones that laugh while the world is crumbling still stand on its foundation. So all he does is play his games and hum his tunes. Well the magic mill grinds when finished, to and fro the lid in rocking, grinds one measure at the day-break, grinds a measure fit for eating, grinds a second for the market, grinds a third one for the store-house
Pierro: some of us, I don't wanna name names, make the Fatui look pretty bad with their treatment of children. And it makes me think- Crucabena: Is it me? Pierro: ...no you're at least somewhat subtle. Dottore, just back from the mission that got him banned from Mondstadt: Is it me? Pierro: Pierro: ..it's not the Knave
i don't give a fuck about how excited you are for the show, i don't give a fuck about your indecisiveness, i don't give a fuck if you don't think it will make any difference. it does, it has.
(oh, and if you wanna watch the fucking show, do the grownup thing and pirate it.)
Don’t think I’m going to finish any of these…
Genshin designs peaked with the harbingers tbh
selfie on the rooftop 📸
I love all kinds of fanart of Vash. I like it when he is depicted as a long limbed twink who is spindly and clumsy.
But I have a different kind of appreciation when he is drawn as the brick SHITHOUSE that he is. Like this man's shoulder should be wide enough to not fit through the damn doorframe. He is clumsy because he is so large and still wears an oversized coat to hide that fact.
He should need indicator lights and blare "beep-beep" when he turns around or moves backwards. He is a himbo in my mind comparable with Kronk.
Yes, ik he canonically isn't massively tall, hence he isn't crazy wide either, BUT in my head he is 7ft tall and nothing will sway me on that. So I will always greatly appreciate any art where he looks like a damn goliath.
At what rate do any of the long-life species age, like Yingxing referred to Jing Yuan as a "boy" but Jing Yuan was clearly a grown man by the sedition which was a maximum of roughly 30 years later so either he is legitimately younger than Yingxing or something is fucky
Why is Boothill white
How long was Dan Feng in the shackling prison before the forced rebirth because we have three options, either they let him live out what was basically his natural lifespan, Vidyadhara eggs take centuries to hatch, or Dan Heng is a LOT older than he looks and acts
For that matter is this Bailu's first incarnation after the sedition because that would mean the eggs just take a long ass time to hatch
Can Vidyadhara breath underwater??? If not wtf was the plan for the eggs in scalegorge waterscape? Like how are the pearl keepers gonna get to the kiddos??
Why is Boothill whiter than a Belobog snow drift
How did Sampo get to Belobog without anybody clocking him as an outworlder
Ardens Regia arranged for Dan Heng to be absolved of Dan Feng's crimes so how on earth was Dan Heng imprisoned? Ardens Regia, when I catch you
The only excuses I'll take concerning why the other high elders didn't save him is either they all reincarnated and all the preceptors are shit or there was threat of civil war
I get that the Aeons are beyond understanding, Qlipoth especially, but why on earth did THEY give the IPC power??? They have destroyed so much more than they have preserved
I also understand that telling Belobog the truth would have caused civil unrest and things would have gotten worse but how on earth is leaving them with a functional dictatorship the best option like wahoo we love Bronya but girl that's still a dictator. I mean I know that its not the astral express's job to fix that but jfc somebody get these guys an election
If I had a nickel for every time March interrupted a big moment for completely unnecessary comedic relief I would be able to buy Hoyo
What did Boothill ever do to the writers for them to make him so indigenous-coded but have less melanin than me, a northern-european melting pot of a human