"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
another sketch sorry
BLARGH Ampho doodles :p
Great.
i just want a beautiful hot evil woman that would care for me even if i was a broke trash racoon am i asking too much
rainbow graphics stamps
Ok so apparently Sampo's ability to create a realistic world is actually Sparkle's ability according to the Collab.
So we still don't know much ABT what he can do other than his fighting style in the boss fight.
Sparkle mentions that sampo is much more cautious than her and others, and that if he was in a life threatening situation, he'd use any lie to get away...
It's always fun to dig into Sampo's real self,,, ahhh I can't wait for his rreveallll
what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right
The five khaenriahn sinners - my headcanon designs because I’m always stuck thinking about them (left to right order —> rhinedottir “gold”, Vedrfolnir “the visionary”, rerir “rächer of solnari”, hroptatyr “the wise”, surtalogi “the foul”